Let's say your college football team's all-time leading rusher, after just three seasons, wanted to return for his senior season. Then let's say your college football team denied that player the opportunity to come back because he broke the Code of Conduct. The exact conduct that disallowed the player from returning is not mentioned in detail. What would you guess his actions must be for him to not be allowed back on the team, or back at the university? Child molestation? Seventh DUI? Child Porn Producer? Meth lab technician? Face fucking an on-duty campus policeman?
Well, if you guessed coital act with your girlfriend then you are correct. Harvey Unga is BYU's leading rusher after rushing for over 1,000 yards a year in his first three seasons. Last month he unexpectedly withdrew, supposedly to avoid punishment for breaking the Latter Day Saints honor code at BYU. Turns out his girlfriend/fiancee withdrew also. It's pretty obvious he was banging his girlfriend and she likely got pregnant. On any other campus it is a requirement for the top football player to get at least four women pregnant throughout their tenure--and punching at least two in the stomach to avoid being a father. Well, BYU isn't just any college campus.
I know that a person has to choose to go to BYU so they should accept the consequences, that's fine. But I just want to point out how fucking insane this honor code is and see how many of you would have enjoyed attending college there.
Would any of you have enjoyed attending a school that had a dress code like this?
Men: A clean and well-cared-for appearance should be maintained. Clothing is inappropriate when it is sleeveless, revealing, or form fitting. Shorts must be knee-length or longer. Hairstyles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles or colors, and trimmed above the collar, leaving the ear uncovered. Sideburns should not extend below the earlobe or onto the cheek. If worn, moustaches should be neatly trimmed and may not extend beyond or below the corners of the mouth. Men are expected to be clean-shaven; beards are not acceptable. Earrings and other body piercing are not acceptable. Shoes should be worn in all public campus areas.Based on dress code alone I would have been kicked out on the first day. No fucking beards? I shave once every two weeks at the most. But that's not even the worst of it. G Money has commented several times that BYU has the hottest cheerleaders on earth. Click the link and look at all that slam piece potential. Apparently there dress code doesn't apply to cheerleading skirts, but can you imagine having to watch ladies like that walking around all day not even being allowed to show their knee or elbow, let alone bulging cleavage and ass cheeks. Strike 1, BYU.
Women: A clean and well-cared-for appearance should be maintained. Clothing is inappropriate when it is sleeveless, strapless, backless, or revealing; has slits above the knee; or is form fitting. Dresses, skirts, and shorts must be knee-length or longer. Hairstyles should be clean and neat, avoiding extremes in styles or colors. Excessive ear piercing (more than one per ear) and all other body piercing are not acceptable. Shoes should be worn in all public campus areas.
Now take a look at the rest of this Honor Code:
Be honestI don't know entirely what chaste and virtuous life means, but I can tell they suck, unlike the ladies at BYU--ZING! "Be honest." I would honestly blow my face off if I had to spend more than one hour in the state of Utah. "Respect others." Fuck that, fags. "Use clean language." Umm...fuck that, fags. "Participate regularly in church services." I would rather fuck myself in the ass with Steve Young's dildo. Strike 2, BYU.
Live a chaste and virtuous life
Obey the law and all campus policies
Use clean language
Participate regularly in church services
Then, they just cross the line:
Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse.So you're telling me I can't fuck, even though I am surrounded by smoking hot coeds. I can't curse, even though everything about the school pisses me off. And I can't grow a beard, yet there is really no reason for me to shave since I can't fuck. You pile all this on top of me and think you can take away booze? Get fucked. I would need 12 Cobra's a day just to stop me from going all Charles Whitman up in that bitch. Game over, BYU.
Why would an 18 year old pay money to attend a University like that? And if most of the students really follow these rules then why haven't they won five National Titles? Seriously. You don't have shit else to do. You can't harm your body with drugs and alcohol. You can't chase tail. You would think that BYU would be some type of robot/alien army that destroys any team that gets in its way, kind of like Village of the Damned.
Think about all of your greatest college memories--or lack or memories-- and then think about what college would have been without them. Yeah, you just realized what it would be like to go to BYU.