Friday, May 28, 2010
Hey fuckers, I almost forgot to mention that I'm hopping a flight to south Florida today for the long weekend. It's what our forefathers would have wanted. And I'll tell you what, after the week that I've had, I could use a little mini-vacation. I'm taking my sticks with me, too. I'm tired of tearing up golf courses in Ohio, dammit. I need to make (and not replace) divots in a different state!
Fear not, Ace will be back on Tuesday with his usual questionable material. We aren't quitting. We aren't hanging up our blogging shoes like Mark Titus eventhough he only writes twice a month. Pussy. Seriously, you write twice a fucking month! Enjoy this broad's backside and the three day weekend.