Monday, March 08, 2010
What the fuck is this guy thinking? You're a goddamn millionaire, buy a fucking hooker or seven or find a Denny's waitress like Tiger. Why are you shoving your dick in questionable snatch? Look, I don't know if he actually raped these girls(Yes I do), but why would he even put himself in these situations? Why are you fucking an ugly hotel service lady? Why are you hanging out at a bunch of college bars in a place referred to as Millyvegas? Why are you fucking a 20 year old girl in the bathroom of a bar in Millyvegas?
Listen Ben, you're a fucking millionaire. You have won two Super Bowl rings. You should not be in the same room with these people. I know you are ugly as shit so using your celebrity on college chicks lacking self-confidence is one of the few ways for you to get laid, but come on. I have seen backup long snappers at Toledo bagging more quality snatch off their "status" than you are pulling, and they don't carry the stigma of a rapist. If you're just looking for a quick nut, go to Vegas and bang a stripper. They won't accuse you of rape, you won't have to fuck them on the shitter, and the world wouldn't think you're a rapist. Rapist.
Have fun breaking the bank to pay off these skanks once the authorities find your baby batter in some Millyvegas vagina.