Friday, March 05, 2010
Listen up, people. I've got some personal things on the mind right now (ailing relative if you must know) and blogging is sort of taking a back seat today but after reading the rant at the end, that is a lie. You'll live. So you are getting a mail-in post today with a bunch of quick hitters.
*Apparently, the shitter was full like I already knew. The Redskins cut a metric ton of dead weight from the roster. Say goodbye to Antwaan Randle El (worthless), Fred Smoot (better on a sex cruise), Ladell Betts (terrible), and unfortunately, The Golden Arm of Todd Collins. Those 4 non-contributors made a combined 12 million dollars last year. Just awful. What a terrible organization.
*By the time you read this, NFL free agency will have begun. And that means that Crazy-ass Dan Snyder will have already pissed away 50 million dollars on some old fuck. My guess for this year: Julius Peppers. I expect him to get between 400-420 million per year for 20 years. We never learn. Who is your guess for the first free agent that the Redskins waste money on this offseason? This could be a fun game. If it isn't Peppers, I'll pick Smash Williams from Friday Night Lights.
*I was listening to the Simmons/Rick Reilly podcast last night and Reilly actually made a very good point. Tiger might not be in all this hot water if he weren't so damn cheap. And he's right. His hook-ups aren't spilling secrets if they are getting taken care of. You got to pay those bitches off! If a waitress receives little Tiger but is still waiting tables, of course she is going to spill her guts to the Enquirer. Take care of your ho's, playas.
*If you had one Spring Training game in your office "When Will Nick Johnson Get Hurt" pool, you just won.
*Did you see the video of that skank from Baylor punching that other dyke on the basketball court? I haven't seen a scene in women's sports that ugly since the Pat Summitt sex tape.
*Milton Bradley blamed Chicago for his shittiness last season. This amuses me. I can pinpoint the exact moment when everything went south for this nutjob: the minute he became a Cub.
*Finally, I want to talk about some of the commenters at MGoBlog who were talking shit about me yesterday. Here's the rundown of what happened. Reilly wrote yet another article about court storming yesterday. Deadspin linked to Ace's post from awhile back reminding everyone that Reilly is about the millionth person to write a column about that. Ace posted the link on MGoBlog. Site traffic went up a bit and people from there ended up reading my post from yesterday. They did not care for my colorful language and sense of humor. Needless to say, they are dickless ferries with no fucking clue as to what the internet is all about. If you aren't being funny or you aren't breaking stories, NO ONE IS READING YOU. I decided a long time ago that we were going funny/crude here.
So let me tell you something, Michigan fans. I don't care if you like my style or the opinions that come from this blog. You can continue to post on your little message boards about how The Noid is going to lead Michigan athletics back to the promised land. Of course, in this instance, the "promised land" still means "Tressel's bitch". You people are nobodies. Your thoughts do not have any effect on me. Don't like my jokes about dropping nukes on Japan? Tough fucking shit. Tired of the gay references? That's your problem. I am not a homophobe. I just like calling people queers and faggots. And YOU, Michigan fans, are faggots. In the realm of college athletics, The University of Michigan does not even warrant discussion anymore. And I like to believe that it's not just the shitty leadership, the terrible coaching hires, or the questionable talent in every sport. But it's you. You are awful fans. Never has 100K people sounded so meek than on a Saturday afternoon in The Big House. You were the pre-pubescent girls that got so excited about a win over fucking UConn that you HAD to run on the floor. YOU ARE THE PUNCHLINE TO A JOKE THAT IS STILL BEING TOLD.
I will not be insulted by homos. I will not be insulted by homos. I will not be insulted by homos. Hell, I didn't even start it! Have a good weekend and thanks for letting me get that shit off of my chest. And fuck off, anOSU fans, I still hate you more.