Friday, March 19, 2010
It's true. The Mid-American Conference is tougher and better than the big, bad Big East. We all saw it. The 2nd best team from the "power" conference got dominated by the 9th best team in the shit-ass MAC. OU only won 7 damn games in conference this season and they took the Hoyas to the fucking woodshed last night! Georgetown was absolutely fucking MANHANDLED.
If it sounds like I am happy about this and that this is what I wanted to happen, you are dead fucking wrong. I hate OU. I was rooting against them just as much as I do every other game. They should be wiped off the Earth. But I will say this, there is not a hotter team still playing right now than the Bobcats. Sure, they may have embarrassed themselves by losing 9 games in the MAC earlier, but that has long since been forgotten. They fucking PWNED Georgetown. That was absolutely NOT a fluke. That was never a close game. If you want to know who has the best backcourt in the country right now, look no further. Bassett and Cooper are playing better than anyone. I stand by that statement, too. Over the last three weeks, they can not be guarded. And the coaching has been outstanding. If Iowa (or Seton Hall) doesn't go balls deep after John Groce AKA Jeff Garcia Coach, they should just join The Valley as they are no longer Big Ten-caliber.
This is starting to feel like a Cinderella story to me. And I do NOT like that at all. The Kitties are playing with so much confidence and you can see it through your TV. They KNOW that they can play with anyone. I think that we may be getting an OU/Ohio State Sweet 16 matchup. I better start working on my pipe bomb-making skills now. I've only got a week left to rid the world of these dicktastic shitbag schools and fans.
By the way, nice fucking showing yesterday, Big East. Horrendous. And what a lovely game watch that I hosted at the mansion. Even Mr. Ace came over and added to the entertainment value of the event. The house damn near blew up when Murray State sunk that game winner.
To anyone interested that lives remotely near northwest Ohio,
Tomorrow, at the Fayette VFW in Fayette, OH (just south of the Michigan line), commenter Lester Worm Murphy is hosting his annual no-limit hold-'em tournament. I think that this is the seventh year that he's ran it now but the first time that I will be playing. I'm looking forward to it. Don't worry, this site will be represented well as I'm bringing Damman and Naptown Wolverine with me. But if you are in the area and want to toss cards with the great one, let me know and I (or Lester) will get you further details. It costs $60 and the main event starts at 1 pm. I'm told that there will be TV's with hoops on in the building so that is not an excuse.
The last time I played in a tournament that was more than two tables, it was at Rune's reception. I got blackout drunk on Crown Royal and "Middle-tini's" before the tournament even began. I ended up playing at a table with a bunch of guys who know poker pro, Mike Sexton. I made an obscene side bet with some guy (that I didn't know) that I would win the tournament. If I did, he owed me $50. If I did not, I owed him $10. I finished second in that bitch and could barely see my cards on the final hand (in which my A-K got sucked out on by A-7...or so I was told the next morning). Seriously, the future She$ had to look at my cards and tell me what I had. And I still cashed. Well, bitches, I'm coming into this tournament sober so look the fuck out. Lester, if there is a trophy involved, you might as well get my name engraved on that fucker now.
Shuffle up and deal, queers.