Monday, March 01, 2010
I never really understood the hate for Sidney Crosby...now I do. What a douche. Fucker. I hate his stupid smile and his name and the fact that he still lives with Mario Lemieux and that he is a little bitch. Everything about this kid screams "asshole". He's not even the best Sidney in sports. Sidney Ponson was at least knighted (for reasons unknown). BEAT THAT, QUEERBAIT!
The Olympic hockey tournament is now in the books and, again, the Americans and Canadians delivered a classic. Man, that was a lot of fun. It truly was a great showcase for a sport that needs all the good publicity that it can get. Hopefully, this can carry over but I'm setting the line on Gary Bettman fucking this up at about a week and half. A few things about the Gold Medal game:
*Who the fuck designed those medals? The look like they were put on a train track, were run over like I used to do with pennies, and then given to the winners. Those things looked retarded. I don't even think that the Special Olympics would give those out.
*The person I feel the worst for is Ryan Miller. He was fucking nails all tournament long. He was MUCH better than Ratface Luongo between the pipes. If the NHL were smart, they would put the Sabres on TV every week so that the public can watch Miller play and, you know, grow their audience. My guess is that they will not...because Gary Bettman hates gaining new fans.
*I love the guy but Rick Nash was terrible all tournament long. And if he hugged Crosby one more time, I was going to burn his God damn house down.
*The worst player on the ice yesterday was Brian Rafalski. He is a mediocre player in the NHL and I have no clue why he was even on the team. His turnover in the first set up Canada's initial goal and his shitty defense led to the game winner. He sucks. Drew is used to watching this loser, I'm interested to hear what he thinks of my scorn.
*Mike Babcock looks like the biggest asshole on the planet. He reminds me of a 24 villain that Jack Bauer would kill within three seconds of crossing his path.
I think that's all I have. I've always said that Olympic hockey is one of the better sports around. It did not disappoint. I am already looking forward to the Russia games 4 years from now. Hopefully, Bode Miller and Shaun White will be dead/paralyzed by then.