Thursday, December 31, 2009

Television Of The 2000's


Before we get going today on this lovely Ohio New Year's Eve, how about congratulations to this site as this post marks the ONE THOUSANDTH great post on this terrific blog. I never thought that I would get to 6 so this comes as a massive surprise to even me. You see, blogging is like football in that you never know when your next post is your last. We've still got the drive left to keep this sexy bitch running, but you never know when I will be typing and a Kevin Everett situation happens. Anywho, congrats to The Money Shot and all it's contributors. On with the show.

A decade ends this week. Whatever. I'm having a hard time coming to grips that that Y2K scare is ten years old now. Where has the time gone? Anyway, this week, we are doing what every other blog is doing and comprising a list of bests and worsts of the past ten years. Obviously, this is going to be just my opinion and I am giving way more answers than you probably care about. But nevertheless, it's time to put a pretty bow on this past decade with my favorite parts of it. Today...My Most Loved and Hated TV Shows Of The 2000's!!!

LOVE!!!
Honorable Mention: Modern Family, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, Prison Break, Weeds
10. Friday Night Lights - I would do every broad on this show. Even the dyke superintendent. Even Tim Riggins. Even the Taylor's weird looking alien baby. Everyone on this show is hot...including Buddy Garrity.
9. Sons Of Anarchy - Bad. Ass. The first episode of the series had Peggy Bundy blowing HellBoy. This can not be topped. Oh, and this past season was fucking amazing. Unless you have a problem with Nazi gang rape.
8. Curb Your Enthusiasm - There is no in-between, either you love it or hate it. If you hate it, you are too stupid to watch TV anyway.
7. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - I can't believe that I didn't start watching this until season 3. Biggest mistake of my life which has since been rectified.
6. The Sopranos - Some call it the greatest show ever. Eh, it was very good but the finale was horseshit and Janice always ruined the show.
5. 30 Rock - Best sitcom on TV. I like to think that Tracy Morgan behaves like Tracy Jordan on a daily basis. Has Alec Baldwin ever talked above a whisper?
4. Dexter - A serial killer who only kills bad people? Yes please. Deb needs to die though...soon. Shame on them for killing off Rita's sexy ass.
3. Mad Men - Love it. Don Draper is a pimp.
2. The Wire - If you have never seen this series, you really need to. It is a perfect biography about the streets of Baltimore. Sheeeeeeeeeeee-it.
1. The Shield - I had never seen anything like this on regular TV when it debuted. Fan-fucking-tastic. I can't stress this enough, The Shield fucking ruled.

HATE!!!
Honorable Mention: That 70's Show, Two and a Half Unfunny Men, pretty much everything on CBS, Dirt
10. FlashForward - I watch this show now and I don't know why. It is fucking awful. The story makes no sense and there is no direction. The acting is horrendous.
9. 24 - I have watched every season of this show. I will watch this next season. That being said, it sucks. I think I watch it just to laugh at how stupid it is. HOW DOES JACK BAUER KEEP CHEATING DEATH!!!
8. Pirate Master - I think that I was the only one who watched this abortion of a reality show. CBS pooped out this turd a few summers ago in which contestants lived on a pirate ship and lived as pirates. "The Nigerian Nightmare" Christian Okoye was on it. It sucked.
7. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - I knew that this show was going to blow, but I didn't think that it would be that bad. But it did prove one thing: Brian Austin Green is still alive.
6. Frank TV - Frank Caliendo should be the next celebrity death.
5. 'Til Death - Brad Garrett...'nuff said.
4. The Daily Show - I absolutely will not apologize for this. Jon Stewart is not funny and he sucks balls.
3. Everybody Loves Raymond - Worst sitcom ever. Although calling it a comedy would be a stretch since there were never any jokes. Oh, look, the dad just said, "holy crap"! It wasn't funny the first time.
2. John From Cincinnati - This HBO horseshit show was fucking terrible. It went nowhere. Sure, putting Luke Perry, Ed O'Neill, and Mark-Paul Gosselar on screen at the same time sounds good, but it sucked. I'm a smart motherfucker but I had no fucking clue what was going on in this.
1. Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip - Everybody knows what a "hate fuck" is, right? Well, I "hate watched" the shit out of this show. Every single painful episode. It was supposed to be a drama about the behind the scenes inter-workings of a Saturday Night Live type show. It ended up being about Jesus. Seriously. They talked about religion in EVERY episode.

I would like to add that The Office really should be on the Hate list as it is a terrible show. When I hear people talking about that crap, they immediately become enemies of mine. Steve Carell is fucking awful. Whatever though. Enjoy your binge drinking tonight. When you all go home by yourselves, don't get so sloppy that you forget to play with yourself. After all, you do want to enter the year doing what you do best. See you all on Monday...GO OREGON!!!

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congrats on 1,000! You couldn't have done it without me.

You obviously watch zero reality television. I do wonder where the Jersey Shore would have ended up if it hadn't just started.

--Drew

Mr. Ace said...

Actually, my post was the THOUSANDTH POST on this here blogspot. Suck it.

South Park is number one on the list no matter what.

I like Two and a half Men, but don't watch it all the time.

House is the best show on television.

Get a fucking life.

GMoney said...

I watch quite a bit of reality TV actually. The Shore was a tough exclusion.

It was a mistake to leave South Park off. You are fucking gay for liking a CBS sitcom. House is a homo.

Tony B. said...

I know you don't watch it, but Lost is phenomenal television.

I think the Office is a good exclusion on both lists. It started out great, then became horrible. It canceled itself out.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on 1,000! Where is the huge NYE/1,000-post party tonight?


--the Wig Master

jessegscott said...

Congrats

10. Friday Night Lights - I would do every broad on this show. Even the dyke superintendent. Even Tim Riggins. Even the Taylor's weird looking alien baby. Everyone on this show is hot...including Buddy Garrity.

CLASSIC G$
LOL

Grumpy said...

Congratulations on 1,000. Saving Grace should be on the Love list. The Shield and The Wire are 1 & 1A. You have great taste in TV shows. Not so much in friends. Go Oregon.

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