Thursday, December 24, 2009

Money Shot Bowl Mania Madness

Well, at least we may have unearthed a new gambling strategy...if over 80% of The Money Shot commentariat is on a pick together, put your money on the other team. Fresno and OSU getting trounced is mind-bottling(I know!). But it's Christmas Eve and there is a dead baby to celebrate...or something...so be merry.

It's Christmas Eve so I will make my picks short and sweet. It's not like I know what the fuck I am talking about anyways.

MOTOR CITY ...er, LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA BOWL!- MARSHALL vs OHIO- MARSHALL -3.
Didn't Marshall just can their coach after going 6-6? I don't even think this is close. Ohio is the lock of the weekend...which means you should place your money on Marshall. OHIO +3.

MEINEKE CAR CARE BOWL- NORTH CAROLINA vs PITTSBURGH- PITT-2.5.
Pitt has nothing to play for and they blew their load against Cincy. UNC+2.5.

EMERALD BOWL- BOSTON COLLEGE vs USC- USC-7.5.
This Joel McReggie Bush thing is exactly the motivation that Carroll needs to rally the troops in So Cal. BC is just terrible. USC-7.5.

GAYLORD HOTELS MUSIC CITY BOWL- KENTUCKY vs CLEMSON- CLEMSON-7.5.
Remember when the two teams playing in the ACC championship game got rolled in their final regular season games? Remember what conference the teams were from that rolled said ACC schools? SEC! SEC! SEC! Kentucky+7.5.

ADVOCARE V100 INDEPENDENCE BOWL- TEXAS A&M vs GEORGIA- UGA -7.
This line started out at UGA -4. Meaning that by the time this game kicks off Vegas will be begging people to take TAMU at +9 or 10. TAMU is a bad football team. UGA-7.

There you have it folks.

Have a Merry Chanukah! Super Kwanzaa! Happy Christmas!

14 comments:

Tony B. said...

Ohio
Pitt
USC
Kentucky
Georgia

Grumpy said...

Ohio (hoping for a scoreless tie)
Pitt
USC
UK
GA

GMoney said...

What the fuck does mind-bottling mean? Is it the same as mind-boggling?

Ohio
UNC
BC
UK
TAMU

J Beanie said...

Ohio
Pitt
BC
Clemson
Georgia

Anonymous said...

Ohio
Pitt
USC
UK
UGA

Beanie you picked against USC? Thats a first, you know Carson is going to be upset with you.

Seal

Mr. Ace said...

Because it bottles your mind, duh.

G$, it looks like you have picked up on the betting trend I had mentioned. UNC, BC, and TAMU... somebodies gotta take Marshall.

Also, Damman is taking this way more seriously than any of you other clowns. He actually emailed the money shot with his picks because his work was blocking the site. That, my friends, is a hero.
Damman's picks:
Marshall
UNC
BC
UK
UGA

GMoney said...

We have completely different definitions for what is and isn't a hero.

KPietsch said...

I did try betting again The Money Shot website odds as you suggested. I couldn't bet against Georgia or USC though.

-Thundering Herd over Ohio
-Pitt
-USC
-Clemson
-Georgia

Anonymous said...

Ohio
pitt
USC
Clemson
ga

J Saul

Anonymous said...

Ohio
Pitt
USC
Clemson
UGA

-Lil' Strut

Dustin said...

Ohio
Pitt
Usc
Clemson
Georgia

Jeff said...

Ohio
UNC
BC
Clemson
TAMU

Anonymous said...

Marshall
UNC
USC
Clemson
A&M

Andrew

Anonymous said...

Ohio
Pitt
USC
Clemson -- I don't bet on anything part of the Hartline family...I guess G$ does.
UGA

--Drew