Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Money Shot Bowl Mania Madness

(DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM)

Holy fuck did those first two games suck, at least for me. I still stand by my Fresno pick. Wyoming is the worst team in the history of college football to make a bowl game and win one. But seriously, who is this Carta-Samuels cat and why is he playing lights out as a true freshman for fucking Wyoming? Ridiculous. But, if Fresno's all world running back, who now thinks he is good enough to make it in the NFL, could hold on to the fucking bowl then Fresno wins by at least 11 and I can salvage a push. Fuck. As for UCF, I just out-thought myself. Rutgers looked obvious at first...bowl streak, coach, talent. But then I had to actually look at shit and convince myself to take the points and put my money on a fifth year senior QB to outplay a true freshman. FAIL. At least MTSU came through for me.

I went against my instincts in the Rutgers game and that is going to right this ship. Bowl games come down to coaching above anything else. Second, it comes down to how much a team wants to be there/has to prove. These will be the things that make my picks for me from now on. Let's go bowlin', bitch.

LAS VEGAS BOWL- OREGON STATE vs MORMONS- OSU-2.5.
Okay, there is one more thing that will decide my picks: Never, ever, bet on Mormons. Polygamy is awesome, but not when you are banging your cousins. Oregon State, the real OSU, is legit. There only marginally bad loss was at home against Arizona. Every single game they play tough, especially in the big games. BYU has beaten Utah. Nothing good comes from Utah. NOTHING! Brigham Young may have had 55 wives, but he was a pedophile and murderer. Pedophiles and murderers don't win bowl games. OSU-2.5.

SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION POINSETTIA BOWL- UTAH vs CAL- CAL-3.5.
Sticking with a theme here today, nothing good comes from Utah. NOTHING! I love the big man, Asiata, but nothing else about that team gives me the slightest boner. Cal's coach on the other hand...baby batter explosion! Cal has been good to very good under Tedford. He has only lost one bowl game as Cal coach and has won four straight. The winning continues and 3.5 points isn't enough to scare me away. Cal-3.5.

SHERATON HAWAII BOWL- NEVADA vs SMU- NEVADA-14.
UPSET ALERT! Where is this game being played? Who is SMU's coach? June fucking Jones. June Jones owns Hawaii. Nevada blew their load in their last game of the regular season, a loss at Boise. SMU wins. June Jones gives a double barreled middle finger salute to the Rainbow Warriors. SMU +14.

Winner winner, chicken dinner. Take this card down to Teddy KGB and throw down 10 large on each, you won't regret it...and if you do, you don't really need knee caps anyways.

I will be back Thursday with the weekend slate. And I will update everybody on where they are sitting in The Money Shot Challenge rankings on Tuesday.

58 comments:

Grumpy said...

Fucking Wyoming should get docked 13pts. for those unis.

Give me:

OSU
Cal
SMU

GMoney said...

"it comes down to how much a team wants to be there/has to prove." That is the ONLY factor for pre-1/1 games.

Nothing good comes from Utah? I beg to differ. Kosta Koufos, bitch!

THEE OSU
Johnny Utah
Nevada won't be stopped

J Beanie said...

Oregon State
Utah
SMU

Following your picks the first time fucked me so we'll mix it up a bit now.

Anonymous said...

OSU
Utah
Nevada

Seal

Anonymous said...

Osu
cal
Nevada

J Saul

Dustin said...

Oregon state
Utah
SMU

Money in the bank.

Anonymous said...

Chad Ocho Cinco
Marshawn Lynch
Ramon Sessions

--Drew

MuDawgfan said...

Cal's running back Javid Best is still out right?

DA UTES

Tony B. said...

OSU
Utah (Cal typically chokes hard in big games that mean anything)
Nevada (just because I like gambling in Reno)

Jeff said...

OSU
UTAH
SMU

Anonymous said...

OSU
Utah
Nevada

Andrew

Mr. Ace said...

I see that everybody is going against the Mormons...my prophecy is almost complete.

Mudawg where the fuck were you Thursday? You can't just pick one fucking game you ass hole!

MuDawgFan said...

Mr. Ace - I'm from the south. Everything is slower and incomplete down here.

I do whatever I want and blame the poor results on African Americans. It's the southern way!

;)

Seriously though - fuck Notre Dame

GMoney said...

I do whatever I want and blame the poor results on African Americans. It's the southern way!

--Oh man, if I ever get business cards, this line is going right underneath my name.

Anonymous said...

OSU, Utah, SMU

-Lil' Strut

Anonymous said...

I thought you were going to provide standings

GMoney said...

Read the fucking post, anon, you asshole. Those will come out on Thursday.

Mr. Ace said...

Read the post, both of you ass holes. I will provide standings on Tuesday!!! Whoever picked two games right thus far is tied for the lead.

Anonymous said...

OSU
UTAH
Nevada

-Damman

Mr. Ace said...

I take that back, jessegscott is in the lead by picking all three games correct...but he hasn't put in his picks for this weeks games yet so he is a loser in life.

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