Friday, December 18, 2009

Money Shot Bowl Mania Madness

If there is one thing anybody that knows me would say about me, other than that I'm a total dick, it would be that I'm a man of the people. Even more so, I am a man of The Money Shot Maniacs. I love all of you commenters equally, even when you say asinine things and have absolutely no fucking clue what you are talking about, I love you. So I bring to you the greatest challenge in Money Shot history.

This isn't one of those pussy ass pick the winner and pick the strength of your pick challenge's. This is a mans challenge. And men pick with the spread, and that's exactly what we are going to do. So let me give you a little rundown of how this whole thing is going to go.
  • This is for the commenters. If you have ever commented on here or read this posts from this lovely space everyday, this is for you.
  • On Tuesdays, I will be making a post for every game that takes place during the week, Tuesday-Thursday.
  • On Fridays, I will be making a post for every game that takes place over the weekend, Friday-Monday.
  • In each post I will do a small write-up about each game and give the point spread for each game.
  • I will also be giving my pick for each game. I plan on picking all 97 bowl games correctly so feel free to just copy my picks.
The last part all comes down to you clowns. We want every commenter to give their picks for each game in the post. You all liked to rip my gambling picks earlier in the year, well now it's your turn to give your terrible advice as well. Picks must be made before kickoff. I will be keeping track of all the picks. There will be a prize for the winner. I don't know what it will be, but I'm thinking something like a large purple dildo or a pair of She$'s panties. So let's get this thing started.

New Mexico Bowl- Fresno St. vs Wyoming- Fresno St. -11.
This looks like it could be one of the best games of the bowl season. Each of these teams come in with a lot of fire power and strong resume's. I'm kidding, this might be the lamest bowl ever. Wyoming is actually a Division 2 school, I'm not really sure how that into this bowl. As I look down Fresno's schedule this year, I really only see one bad game for them, a 52-14 loss at Nevada. Other than that, their record looks pretty good. Fresno will roll. I'll give the points. Fresno St. -11.

St. Petersburg Bowl- UCF vs Rutgers- Rutgers -3.
The wrong team is favored here. You can't lose to fucking Syracuse and be favored in a bowl game. Duke's PG put up 31 points against Rutgers. That's fucking embarrassing. It is hard to go against Schiano's track record in bowl games though, he has won his last three bowl games. I still like UCF in this one. George O'Leary is a solid coach. UCF is playing this game just 100 miles from their campus. UCF has a fifth year senior at QB who will be playing his last game. UCF wins. UCF +3.

New Orleans Bowl- Middle Tennessee State vs Southern Miss- Southern Miss-3.5.
You know your school sucks when it is a directional school. You know your school truly sucks taint when it is a directional school and the directions is middle. However, I'm rolling with MTSU in this one. Tony Franklin brought in his offense after being canned at Auburn and it is working. Southern Miss has an in experienced QB and MTSU can get pressure on the QB. This one should be entertaining, definitely be a shoot out. MTSU +3.5.

Now the rest is up to you queers. Make your pick for these three games in the comments.

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, what an thrilling weekend of college football this is going to be. Have I ever mentioned that there are too many bowl games?

I'll take:

Fresno -11
Rutgers -3
So. Miss -3.5

-Damman

Grumpy said...

Just like in the labels, you prove you are an idiot.

My picks:

Fresno -11
Rutgers -3
So. Miss -3.5

GMoney said...

Give me:

Fresno because their coach has a sweet mustache.
UCF because O'Leary will lie about the final score.
Southern Miss because their old coach looked like Tom Hoffman.


***I like to think that $19 I won in cards last night came directly from you, Ace. I made sweet love to that cash last night.

J Beanie said...

G$, if I copy all your picks as you recommend, will I win the tie breaker b/c I did want you told me to do?

Fresno -11
USF +3
Middle +3.5

Mr. Ace said...

All chalk from Damman and Grump? Good luck with that.

G$, I only lost $18 in cash games...In between raped my ass.

Mr. Ace said...

This just made my day... Cerrato will remain with the Redskins as a consultant to Daniel Snyder. Yes! Best Decision Ever.

GMoney said...

Beanie, you dongswallow, I am guessing that you are picking UCF and not USF.

jessegscott said...

I like Wyoming. Very solid year
Give me Rutgers and MTS as well.

Irishman

GMoney said...

Where did you see this "adviser" shit. I haven't seen it anywhere.

GMoney said...

Ace, you will need to move this to Thursdays for the next two weeks as I don't anticipate much traffic here on Christmas and New Year's Day.

Anonymous said...

Fresno - 11
CFU + 3
MTSU +3.5

I wanted to go with Southern Miss, but I root for nothing that Brett Favre has touched.

--Drew

GMoney said...

"but I root for nothing that Brett Favre has touched."

So THAT is why you root against Mrs. Ace's vagina...

KPietsch said...
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Tony B. said...

My Picks:

Fresno
UCF
So. Miss

Dustin said...

I think I've watched a total of 3 minutes of all these teams combined. Ill take

Fresno
Rutgers
MTSU

Anonymous said...

Fresno
UCF
So Miss

J Saul

KPietsch said...
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KPietsch said...

I was torn between the Southern Miss and Mid. Tenn. St.... but here are my thoughts and who I think will dominate the games.

Fresno - Ryan Mathews (top 3 RB in the nation)
UCF - UCF's Defense
Mid. Tenn. St. - Dwight Dasher

Rob said...

Fresno St.
UCF
So. Miss.

-Lil' Strut

Mr. Ace said...

I saw the Cerrato thing on PFT.

What were these deleted comments?

I don't know who CFU or USF is so you automatically get 3 losses.

Anonymous said...

Fresno
Rutgers
So. Miss

Andrew

Anonymous said...

Fresno
UCF
Mid Tenn

Seal

KPietsch said...

Wow, Cubs just traded for Silva. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.

Anonymous said...

Fresno State - 11
Rutgers -3
So. Miss. -3.5
Domestic Violence -200

Akron Paul

Mr. Ace said...

Akron Paul, +1 for you.

Anonymous said...
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Jeff said...

Wyoming +11
Ucf +3
S miss -3.5

Shannon said...

Fresno UCF Mid Tenn Seal

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