Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Loser Just Like Dad


Ohio State wide receiver Duron Carter and defensive end Rob Rose are ineligible to play in the Rose Bowl presented by Citi against No. 7 Oregon, a source tells ESPN.com.

Hey dipshits, it can't be hard to be a college football player at a bigtime college football school. You take the most basic, remedial classes, do not declare a major outside of communications, and just show up. The rest takes care of itself.

I do enjoy the fact that Duron is taking after his asshole dad by causing trouble and letting people down at anOSU. I wonder if Cris the Druggy called up his illiterate son today and screamed, "COME ON, MAN" into the phone?

Ah yes, it wouldn't be the pre-bowl season if Tressel wasn't suspending a few criminals from his Mean Machine of a team. I take that back. Tress let Nate Williams play last year eventhough he got arrested for shoplifting. Good job, academians, for catching this and ruling them ineligible. Because your coach would likely have done nothing. Oh, I almost forgot...

FUCK YOU, CRIS CARTER.

11 comments:

rstiles said...

An Ohio State player in trouble with the law????....I think that has happened before...

Grumpy said...

You must have taken "rumedial" spelling at Miami.

Anonymous said...

Ha, well played, Grump.

Once again, you're right about the Ohio St. thugs. I wish Tress could get things under control like Urban Meyer has with his choir boys at Florida as well as the model program that Lane Kiffin is running at Tennessee. Maybe OSU can even aspire to have the clean program that Pete Caroll runs at USC. Hopefully, one day, maybe, we can reach the bar set by these dignified programs.

Nate Williams had all charges dropped by the way.

-Damman

GMoney said...

stiles, what society arrests you for bad grades?

grump, I fixed it for you, your majesty.

GMoney said...

Just because they were dropped does not mean that he wasn't caught hauling 3 shirts out of Macy's. He's a loser.

Anonymous said...

As Grumpy said...if you are going to make fun of morons for being stupid, at least use spell check.

I did like how you labeled them "criminals" for whatever reason too.

The best part of this though was that Rob Rose was having a Rob "Rose Bowl" Birthday Party at some bar on Monday night. He's definitely a retard.

--Drew

GMoney said...

It's fixed, dammit. Jesus Christ, you guys are a bunch of fucking ferries.

Drew, it's pretty simple really. When I think of Ohio State football, I think of criminals. Thus the label.

Mr. Ace said...

When I think of the Fuckeyes, I think of queers...which could really increase their social capital when they go to prison.

Even more proof that Cris Carter is terrible at life.

MUDawgFan said...

The argument is: if you're going to recruit kids that are shitheads in the classroom and off the field, they had better be absolute bad asses on the field. And that is CLEARLY not the case in Columbus.

**Beating you to the punch, it isn't the case in Athens either.

R.W. Emerson said...

I love it..Cris Crater makes me nuts....

Anonymous said...

Went to HS with Duron at St. Thomas and played football with him, he is lazy as all hell but is far from illiterate. He earned a 1330 out of 1600 on his SATS and they flagged him because they figured he cheated. He had to take it again alone in a room by himself and got a 1360. I guarantee that's ten times higher than yours. Him and his Dad are both arrogant as sh!t and I don't particularly like either of them, but Duron is smart. I don't understand how Tressel's staff let's that happen. How do you not get him in the classroom where all he truly has to do is show up? He is also a stringent kid who has never sipped alcohol or drugs of any sort. FACTS!