Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Now to the bowls...I'm outraged. Fucking outraged. Do you see what the BCS is doing? They did everything in their power to make sure that their National Championship game winner will be the only undefeated team to appear worthy of the distinction of National Champion. Seriously, look at the match-ups.
First of all, that Orange Bowl is fucking garbage. That's all I have to say about that.
Second, they set up Cincy for epic failure. I am 99% sure that Brian Kelly will not coach that game. I am 100% sure that Jesus Christ himself will suit up for Florida to insure that the Tebow child goes out on top. Out of all the teams playing in BCS games, Florida is clearly the last team that Cincy wanted to be matched up with. Florida's offense is going to run wild. Cincy's offense will be stymied by the super athletic defense of Florida that matches up perfectly with Cincy's spread. The BCS did everything they could to make sure Cincy doesn't finish undefeated. Bullshit. Nobody has talked about this aspect yet, but imagine if there was a playoff... Brian Kelly is staying at Cincinnati and coaching for a National fucking Title. Instead, we have the BCS and Kelly is leaving Cincy to get slaughtered under the guidance of an assistant coach because Cincinnati winning the Orange Bowl is worth a sack of dicks. The BCS simply fucks everything up.
When the match-up of the Fiesta Bowl was announced, it immediately ruined my weekend. I was, and still am, fuming. Do you see what is happening here? What is the one thing that all the fucktards say when arguing to keep non-BCS teams out of BCS games? That they don't play anybody. They don't play as tough of a schedule as the big boys. They don't beat any of the big boys. So the BCS gives us this shit and everybody will look at it as the JV Bowl. This was the perfect opportunity to give TCU and Boise State shots at the BCS elite, and validate their programs in the process. But that would make sense, wouldn't it! That would show the BCS for what it is, an incredibly stupid and bias system that cripples real, meaningful competition.
Nobody wants to see this fucking game! I watched them play last year in the Vagisil Crusty Taco Bowl, I don't want to see it again this year. No good can possibly come from this game. Now what are the BCS bitches going to say after TCU annihilates Boise? TCU didn't beat anybody this year! No way they should be allowed to play for the National Title. They can't be the best team in college football. To these BCS bitches, I say FUCK YOU.
Here is what the bowls should look like...The BC-ACE BOWLS.
National Championship Game: Alabama vs TCU. I know TCU is better than Texas. TCU deserves a shot at the title just as much as any other undefeated team.
Rose Bowl: Oregon vs Texas. Fuck tradition. I think the Rose Bowl is killing potential BCS games and it is time for a change.
Fiesta Bowl: Boise State vs Florida. This is a game that everybody wants to see. Give Boise a crack at one of the big dogs because they deserve it, goddammit.
Sugar Bowl: Cincinnati vs Georgia Tech. Who wouldn't want to watch this game? The final score would be 100-99.
Orange Bowl: Fuckeyes vs Miami. No, I don't want shitty Iowa anywhere near a BC-ACE bowl. And I sure as shit don't want Penn State either. The Big Ten doesn't deserve to have two teams in the BCS or BC-ACE. I want to entertain. How could you not be entertained with this match-up? A chance for Miami to get a little revenge for that phantom pass interference call.
Look at that line up of BC-ACE games. Fun for everyone! What would your BCS match-ups be? Let's all rally together and bash the BCS in the comments.