Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Step Up For Ohio Today


I'm going to take the day off from writing about the World Series since last night's game was boring. If you have something to say, you know where to put it. But I want to talk about something very important today.

Whichever group conducts the study of America's poorest cities revealed this year's list this week. To no one's surprise, Ohio was well represented.

8. Cincinnati
7. Toledo
1. Cleveland


Ohio has three of the poorest cities in America inside of it's borders. That is unacceptable. This has to change. Today, all of us Ohioans have the chance to do that by heading out to the polls and voting YES on Issue 3. For all of you outsiders, Issue 3 proposes the legalization of casinos in Ohio and will place one in downtown Cleveland, Toledo, Columbus, and Cincinnati. It will create 34,000 jobs for Ohioans. It will apparently be bringing in over 500 million in taxable revenue per year. THIS WILL ONLY HELP OUR STATE. How could anyone be against this?

I still have yet to find a decent argument against this. The anti-Issue 3 ads are being funded by out of state casinos that have been getting fat off of Ohioans for years now. Why do we continue to let our residents send money to hillbilly states like Indiana, Kentucky, and West Virginia? The FOP and major political figures are all backing this issue. It makes me laugh that the bible huggers insist that casinos will morally bankrupt society. Apparently, legalized gambling is worse than our current awesome trend of homelessness, shitty schools, and MASSIVE unemployment.

The plan this time around is solid. Last year when it was on the ballot, it had more holes in it than Al Bundy's underwear. Not now. Cavs owner, Dan Gilbert, has been a driving force behind this. He's a fucking smart dude. It's time for a change in Ohio and it can start today.

PLEASE. I beg of all of you reading this. Get out to the polls and vote yes on Issue 3 today. Make people actually want to come and visit Ohio again. I'm tired of giving my gambling money to Argosy and Casino Windsor.

I apologize to Ace for putting this ahead of the BCAce standings, but this is important. I'm G$ and I approve this message.

17 comments:

Grumpy said...

Meet you at opening day of the new Columbus casino.

Mr. Ace said...

What the fuck is this shit? There is no room for politics on the money shot.

GMoney said...

This is more important than some dumbass presidential election. Ace, maybe you could get hired as a dealer and then eventually become a crooked dealer.

Mr. Ace said...

That has always been one of my dreams.

Nate B. said...

Your mother is possessed by a gambling monster. I call him GAMBLOR!

MUDawgfan said...

He's a fucking smart dude.

Yes! The drafting of Lebron James was a stroke of pure genius. What foresight - what vision!

Enough joking - good luck at the polls today. The Jesus freaks down here still won't let us buy beer/liqour on Sunday so the thought of throwning dice around would blow their mind.

Dustin said...

Bible huggers have also made our strippers wear panties and some wear band aides over their nipples. Its time we step up! Vote yes for issue 3!!

Anonymous said...

*Mr. Ace a crooked dealer? He's not smart enough for that...more likely he'd end up as a lot lizard sucking cock for quarters so that he run back in and play more slots.

*MUDawg and Dustin...good points on those fucking bible thumpers. Both of those things drive me insane. If Jesus really wants that stuff, then send me to hell...cuz' I don't want to be with those fucking lunatics.

--Drew

Tony B. said...

You had my support at "put up casinos" though I'm happy there are good economic externalities.

GMoney said...

Think about it, the Steelers and their fans already come here twice a year and leave with wins (usually). Why not have their overweight and illiterate fans drop thousands of food stamps in our casinos???

rstiles said...

I hate when strippers have to wear panties and shit on their nips...

I pay good money to see and smell fucking snatch!!!!

Dustin said...

G$- why no mention of the ass woopin put on you by the Redheaded Duts?

GMoney said...

You beat me by less than 10 when I was without Brady, Welker, and Benson. Well done.

Anonymous said...

Dut, how come no mention of you losing to the worst team in the league.

I'm still going to the playoffs.

-Damman

Dustin said...

G$- your fill in scrubs played out of their minds! We would have beaten you by more if you had your normal lineup.
Damman will finish in 3rd place in division 1. No way he can keep the pace with our juggernaut teams.

Damman- you caught me in a week where I had to start 2 browns, and addai had more passing TDs than peyton. This was a fluke! And I'm still in first, and you're still in last so go fist yourself. I think you're already mathematically eliminated.

Anonymous said...

So getting 3 TD's from the Dolphins D/special teams wasn't a fluke? 2 TD's from Ted Ginn? That's as flukey as they come. It should have never have been that close.

-Damman

Dustin said...

0 points out of the kicker evened out my defensive explosion