Tuesday, October 20, 2009

That One Is On You, Fucko


Our manager is a moron. I am already giving away one game that he will inexplicably throw away in the postseason due to some retarded move. Just don't make it two, neanderthal.--G$, 9/24/2009

Jesus fucking Christ, Joe. Is it really that much of a pain in the ass to go up 3-0 in a 7 game series? Usually, I love being right. But not when it comes to this. Unfrozen Caveman Manager is a fucking idiot and now America knows what all the Yankees fans have known for two years. This guy is stupid. Even Pat Sajak (sitting right behind home plate with Scott Boras...SAJAK!!!) knows it. I don't know which move was dumber actually. Was it:

1. Sending Brett Gardner on a steal during an EXTREMELY OBVIOUS pitch-out count. You were a fucking catcher, NOT THAT LONG AGO, you should know better. And of course, Posada goes deep on the next pitch which would have given the Yanks a 5-4 lead in the 8th. Or...

2. Taking out David Robertson in the 11th after two easy outs and no one on for a guy who wears #91 as a tribute to Dennis Rodman. Robertson has been one of our best relievers ALL FUCKING SEASON. Aceves is prone to getting hit. Howie Kendrick is not a great hitter. Robertson would get him out 9 times out ten.

Did Joe get confused? Did he think that it was Howie Mandel or Howie Long or Doogie Howser or Kendrick Perkins of the Celtics or maybe even Lieutenant Kendrick from A Few Good Men? Kiefer Sutherland's character did lead his life based on the teachings of the King James Bible. Because all of those guys would be more terrifying than Howie Kendrick.

How funny was it watching Unfrozen Caveman Manager run his cromagnon ass over to his "charts" anyway? Like he can actually read what's printed on those papers. It was probably just a binder full of finger-paintings. Dumbass. You've got some explaining to do.

Joe, like I said almost a month ago, I knew you would fuck up once. But you better not fucking do that shit again. Jesus, this has been a really good series. I'm going to have a heart attack before this fucker is over. Could be from the games or could be from the poor health, but this ALCS is going to kill me.

5 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

Pulling Robertson bothered me the most. Also, having 1st and 2nd with 0 outs twice and not scoring either time hurt. Fuck you Nick Swisher

Jeff said...

Yea and that great base running by Abreu and the Angels leaving the bases loaded with no outs. Both teams had their chances.

Dustin said...

Swisher can't hit, but didn't he bring pie faces to new york?

Tony B. said...

Pulling Robertson bothered me and I don't give a shit who wins. I looked away for a second and was completely confused about why Fox was going to commercial break. Very poor managerial move.

This has been an awesome series which would not have been as classic if the Angels got swept.

Melanie said...

Great post. I agree with you 100% My bigger worry is how he will fare in the World Series managing in an NL park? I don't think he stands a chance.