Monday, October 19, 2009
"Schadenfreude" is defined as enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others. Well, the shittiness of both my college and pro teams aside, nothing made me happier this weekend on the gridiron more than Ohio State losing to the college equivalent of the Washington Redskins. You guys suck.
How fucking bad is Terrelle Pryor? They should have benched his sorry ass. He is just putrid. As an athlete, he's pretty good. As a quarterback, he is Spurgeon Wynn's son. That is about as big of an insult as I could think of. Drew, do you still stupidly think that Michigan would kill to have this loser? Sure, they would, 'tard. It's going to be great watching him chuck up 4 picks in a loss at Ann Arbor next month. Yeah, I'm calling it. Dickie is going to stick it up your ass.
But in all serious, thank you, Purdue. I was beginning to get the feeling that Ohio State may run the table and ruin bowl season again. Mission accomplished. BOILER UP!!!
And for those of you who disagreed with my Friday assessment that college football is not very interesting this year, tell me I'm wrong now. This season sucks. Much like Terrelle Pryor.