Thursday, October 29, 2009
So, in the past three weeks, I have climbed from 11th place in the G$FL all the way up to third (technically, fourth, but I already beat Dut once and he has only scored one more point than me this year and thus I am better). It is no coincidence that the domination of Tom Brady has led to this resurgence. But, alas, Tawwwwwmmy has a bye this week yet I need to keep the ball rolling and continue my string of success. Initially, my backup was Kerry Collins. But that drunk fuck is now going to at least be splitting time with Suicide Young. So it is time to scour the waiver wire. And I play Dut again this week...and he must go down again. My options on the open market:
PRO - My league does not penalize for turnovers
CON - Sucks, plays the Cardinals again, really sucks
PRO - looked good last week, has pretty solid weapons with Davis and Crabtree
CON - plays at Indy, also sort of sucks, SMALL HANDS!!!
PRO - plays the Rams, plays at home
CON - is Megatron playing?, fat face, plays for the Lions
PRO - plays the Lions, was a good QB 7 years ago
CON - sucks, always in jeopardy of getting hurt, has no decent wide receivers
As you can see, none of these options are desirable. But for a one week band-aid, one of them will have to do. I guess my question is, what would you do in my spot? Well, other than eat a bacon sandwich and then kill yourself.