Thursday, October 29, 2009
Pretty shitty night at the Money Mansion last night. Between the Yankees looking like a fecal plumb, the CBJ losing at home to a terrible Phoenix team, and the Cavs dropping to 0-2 with a piss-poor performance north of the border, there were not many smiles coming from this blogger last night. Notes:
*He's good, but I hate Cliff Lee. Fucking redneck. People with an "aww shucks" demeanor about them should be castrated.
*Dear CC, throwing fastballs right down the gut to Chase "Mac's Boyfriend" Utley is an awful idea. Just awful. But even with less than pinpoint control last night, the big man still pitched very well.
*Phil Hughes needs to stop getting put into close games. I am getting sick of his nightly implosions.
*The Cavs were -23 in points when Shaq was on the floor last night. Can we trade this guy yet?
*Nick Swisher is still awful.
*God dammit, 24. Why do you insist on bringing back Kim Bauer? She is fucking awful. And thanks for completely ruining the "cliff hanger" that Jack was dead. Nice touch though by bringing in The Shield's David Acevada.
*How dare the Yankees disappoint their #1 fan (this postseason) in Kurt Russell.
*It's one game and it made Clifton Lee a $20 million dollar man next year, but tonight is a must win. I take solace knowing that AJ Burnett takes the bump to stop the bleeding. Dear God, we're going to be down 0-2 tonight. Nah, fuck that. Fuck Pedro. This isn't over.