Tuesday, September 08, 2009

"Senator" Schilling Has A Plan!


God dammit. God dammit. Just what this country needs, another dickbag in Washington. Why won't this fucking faggot just go away and keep working on his failure of a video game company? As a way to spit on the Kennedy name, Curt Dickface is considering a political career. You know, because he is soooo qualified to do so. I mean, pitching for the Red Sox and health care reform are pretty much the same thing, right?

Fuck him. He might be the biggest scumbag on the planet.

"The person that works 9-to-5 for crap dollars gets spat on, and it's becoming a state that's next to impossible to live and prosper in, and I think it was anything but when it was founded," he said at one point. At another, he proclaimed, "The status quo sucks. The status quo is not working."

...says the fuckstick who has made over 100 million dollars in his life. You see, this is why Schilling a fucking joke. He wants to act like he's the common fucking man when, in fact, he's nothing more than an old, rich white guy. Dispiccable. I would bet that he's never drank a Pabst in his life.

Please die, Curt Schilling. Actually, if he would become a politician, at least an assassination would be possible/probable. Maybe this isn't such a bad thing after all. Interesting...

3 comments:

Tony B. said...

Get ready for the day that Schilling cuts himself, then puts on an ace bandage that he bleeds through, but is still able to sign a bill anyway. What an American hero!*

*Just want to make clear that I'm being sarcastic and that I think Schilling is a douche.

Anonymous said...

Schill in '10! I like the sound of that.

I don't think it's possible to bring the Ted Kennedy name down any further.

-Damman

GMoney said...

At least Teddy killed a hooker. What has Curt down for us?