Friday, September 25, 2009

Not This Week, Honolulu Blue


All of these assholes keep picking the Lions to end their 19 game losing streak this weekend against my Redskins. Go fuck yourself, experts. Make that shit 20. Are you serious? This is the Lions. Sure, the Redskins have looked fucking horrible over the first two weeks but do you really expect the Detroit fucking Lions to keep that trend up? This is the same team that made Brett Favre look competent last week and are still giving up TD passes to Drew Brees. They emply Daunte Culpepper! Stugots!

Although I would love to see Jim Zorn and his rapidly growing FUPA get shitcanned (YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO CALL YOUR OWN PLAYS, ASSHOLE!), even he isn't bad enough to lose to the Lions. Don't get sucked in with upset fever. Do you know how I know this?

Wednesday morning on Fatso and The Fag, HERM! Edwards picked the Lions to win. This man has not been right on anything once over the past 5+ years. Whatever HERM! picks, you go the other way. By the way, he also has the Bills beating the Saints this week. Exactly why is he being paid for his football insight again?

For what it's worth, IF lightning were to strike and the Lions were to beat my Redskins....oh boy, I don't know how I would react to that. Commenter Drew would definitely be on the receiving end of a shiv to the spine just to see if he can give a Thumbs Up Mike Utley. And I might try out autoerotic asphyxiation. Gotta stay positive...GO REDSKINS!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Lions are going to stomp on Sean Taylor's corpse this weekend. I can't wait.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Stop saying "my" redskins you fucking queer! They arent yours, you don't own them, nor do you play for them.

Seal

GMoney said...

If they aren't my team, then why do they drive me fucking nuts and cause me to lose sleep? Fuck you, homo, you are allowed to say we and us as long as you aren't one of those pink jersey wearing Bostonians. Real fans can get away with this. Like you and the gay porn industry.

J Beanie said...

Welcome to the world of Browns fans. Fun isn't it?

Mr. Ace said...

I'm torn. I really want to see the Lions go 0-16 again but the pain a Redskins loss would cause GMoney slightly outweighs that.

Dustin said...

I've never wanted the lions to win a game this bad in my life.

I would be rooting for another 0 and 16 season, but that's not possible because they'll beat the browns.

GMoney said...

I honestly don't know what I would do. I was only 9 at the time, but I remember when the Redskins were the 1 in Dallas' 1-15 season and it killed me then.

The wife might have a black eye to explain to the neighbors...

Tony B. said...

The Lions aren't as bad as they were last year. They'll probably win a couple games (just hopefully not against the Bears.)

GMoney said...

By the way, I totally recommend going to Deadspin and seeing how fucking insane Sean Salisbury is. Seriously...it's worth your time.

Tony B. said...

Salisbury is off his rocker! There's only one way for him and AJ to solve this- bat fight!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/426608ab8c/bat-fight