Friday, September 25, 2009
All of these assholes keep picking the Lions to end their 19 game losing streak this weekend against my Redskins. Go fuck yourself, experts. Make that shit 20. Are you serious? This is the Lions. Sure, the Redskins have looked fucking horrible over the first two weeks but do you really expect the Detroit fucking Lions to keep that trend up? This is the same team that made Brett Favre look competent last week and are still giving up TD passes to Drew Brees. They emply Daunte Culpepper! Stugots!
Although I would love to see Jim Zorn and his rapidly growing FUPA get shitcanned (YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO CALL YOUR OWN PLAYS, ASSHOLE!), even he isn't bad enough to lose to the Lions. Don't get sucked in with upset fever. Do you know how I know this?
Wednesday morning on Fatso and The Fag, HERM! Edwards picked the Lions to win. This man has not been right on anything once over the past 5+ years. Whatever HERM! picks, you go the other way. By the way, he also has the Bills beating the Saints this week. Exactly why is he being paid for his football insight again?
For what it's worth, IF lightning were to strike and the Lions were to beat my Redskins....oh boy, I don't know how I would react to that. Commenter Drew would definitely be on the receiving end of a shiv to the spine just to see if he can give a Thumbs Up Mike Utley. And I might try out autoerotic asphyxiation. Gotta stay positive...GO REDSKINS!!!