Tuesday, September 15, 2009

May The Forcier Be With You

Rich Rodriguez! clap clap-clap clap clap, Notre Lame! clap clap-clap clap clap, Charlie's Fupa! clap clap-clap clap clap, Basketball Monday!

It's so good to be back. After a brief hiatus last year, we don't talk about last year anymore, my Wolverines are back and prepared to Forcier face fuck any and everybody that steps in our path. Did you see that kid? Absolutely unshakable. Tate Forcier has played two college football games and he's already had his signature win(Suck on that Pryor, you bitch.) Tate Forcier is the fucking balls! He's got stones the size of Nate B's skull. I could hear Foo Fighters "My Hero" raining down upon The Big House as Tate drove the team down the field a la Jonathon Moxon. It has been over a decade since I felt this way as a Wolverine fan.

And the icing on the cake, see ya Charlie Weis. Is there any way that fat fuck possibly keeps his job now? I don't care if he still has a hundred mil on his contract, ND is dumping that fucking bum...and it's too bad. I really enjoyed watching his pompous ass recruit the best talent in the nation and still get his shit kicked across all levels of college football, from Syracuse to USC. But as long as Urban Meyer isn't showing up in South Bend, it doesn't matter who they get. The ND community will hate him for not being Urban and they will continue there downward spiral for another couple decades.

I know all the haters are going to come out and talk about how overrated Notre Dame was and how Michigan is getting too much hype for beating Notre Dame. To all you haters, suck it. Notre Dame is a good fucking team. Jimmay is a more than capable quarterback and their skill players are excellent. They have the best wide receiver combo in the nation with Michael Floyd and Golden Tate. Hell, that might be one of the best WR tandems ever. Floyd is a monster that is going to be a star at the next level. Golden Tate, well...he is Golden Tate. Both of these guys will finish at the top for the Biletnikoff award. They could have max protected all day and chucked it deep to whoever Cissoko was covering and they would have scored half the time. But they didn't, because Weis is a moron. Thank you, Charlie Weis.

How fucking great is Michigan right now? How jealous are you of my blissful state?

Fuckeyes, this paragraph is for you. Did you watch Tate Forcier? Did you see what he did? That's what a fucking leader does. He leads his team to victory. I've said all along(okay, the last couple months) that I was glad that Terrelle Pryor chose the fuckeyes because he is a fuck-up and a terrible quarterback. All you fuck(eye)tards told me I was full of shit:

Commenter Drew:
Mr. Ace you are so full of shit. You are not "honestly fine" with not getting TP. That decision set the Michigan program back years on it's own.
Commenter Damman:
Any one of you commenters would love to have this guy quarterback your college team. Enough of this taking the high moral road crap. You are all full of shit. End of story.
No, you ass clowns, I don't want that bum. It's not even close. It's a fucking landslide. Forcier is two games into his college career and he is already a better quarterback than Pryor will ever be. Winner=Us.

And what's next for the mighty Wolverines? Honestly, I don't have a clue. All I know is I am more confident than ever in Michigan's ability to just win games. All of the sudden the games on our schedule look a lot more winnable, especially the two big home games left against Penn State and the Fuckeyes. All of the sudden 10 wins looks reasonable. Are we going to win a National Title this year? Probably not. Do we have just as good of a chance as any other team in the Big Ten? Fuck yes. The Rich Rodriguez era has officially begun, and Tate Forcier will be your captain for the next four years. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Michigan is back, bitches.
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Thank you, Fun Guy...and RICH RODRIGUEZ!!!

22 comments:

Nate B. said...

Forcier will fuck up at some point this season against inferior competition. We'll see if you're singing the same tune.

Anonymous said...

Classic. Beat Western Michigan and Notre Dame at home and Michigan fans are talking national title. Hilarious.

Forcier hasn't faced a defense worth a shit/played a road game yet so let's holding off on crowning him the next "Football Jesus" for just a bit.

Ohio St. is still the class of the Big 10 and until Michigan actually beats Ohio St. for once, they are like our little brother.

-Damman

Mr. Ace said...

The Big Ten is ours. Bow down to Tate Forcier.

Nate B. said...

Put your money where your mouth is. $100 says you're full of shit and Michigan doesn't finish 1 in the B10.

GMoney said...

He's got stones the size of Nate B's skull.

---Best line of the day

Mr. Ace said...

Nate, I am afraid that if I win any money through the greatness of Tate Forcier that I may jinx him and ruin Michigan's championship run. Thanks for the offer, but I must respectfully decline.

Nate B. said...

We both know you don't actually believe what you're writing.

Dustin said...

Ace- what's with your obsession with pryor? Are you sure you're not bitter still about him choosing osu?

Its going to be a beautiful thing watching you cry for the 6th time in a row this year.

GMoney said...

Dut, Ace cries every morning so how would that be any different.

Anonymous said...

It's going to be funny when TP moves to 2-0 against Michigan this year and Ace is left there crying, "I still don't want him...T-Force is cooler".

This was like reading complete fiction.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Daman-

I dont know how tyou can use OHIO STATE and class in the same sentence. It just doesn't work, Pryor showed that with the vick crap in week one

One question to you OSU tards, How is it going to feel when OSU loses to 2 freshman quarterbacks, lol.

Go Rockets

Naptown Wolverine

Anonymous said...

Until you knock off the big dog of the conference, you have no room to talk.

Beating Notre Dame is not an accomplishment.

Ohio State owns Michigan, plain and simple. It's really not complicated.

It's a long way till November so you Michigan fans need to not blow your load all at once.

-Damman

J Beanie said...

Loved it Ace. I love how defensive OSU fans get. But let's ask them one question, who feels better about the direction of their program? The answer has to be Michigan fans. Notre Dame is whatever they are but that was a huge game for Michigan and Michigan won. Playing USC was a similar game for Ohio State and they didn't win... again. Ohio State hasn't won a big game since they beat Michigan when they were ranked 1 and 2. I know, I know, Michigan isn't to where Ohio State has been the last few years but Michigan will get there. And the Fuckeyes, they are falling fast. Do you really feel confident when they, led by Tressel go up against good, let alone great team/coach? You can't honestly answer yes.

Tate Forcier is a natural born leader and will be a stud for four years.

And, one more note, is that the first time in football history to guys named Tate played in the same game?

Mr. Ace said...

I just want to say LAUGH OUT LOUD to you Fuckeyes. Its great to know that I can make all of Fuckeye nations panties bunch simultaneously.

Nate B. said...

I feel much better about the direction of OSU, seeing how we'll actually beat Toledo this weekend.

GMoney said...

As funny as I think that this whole debate has been, let's take it easy on the whole "Tate is a God" business. He beat Charlie Weis. While awesome, it's not like he was the first (nor the last) to pull this off.

Anonymous said...

Well said G$...the fact that I have been agreeing with you so much lately is scary.

-Lil' Strut

Mr. Ace said...

G$, we aren't talking about MAC football. Your opinion isn't really needed here.

GMoney said...

Why would anyone ever want to talk about MAC football??? It's not like they ever beat anyone from the BCS conferences...

Dustin said...

I don't think anyone got their panties in a bunch. Are we not allowed to respond to your ridiculous over reaction of a post?

I can't believe I actually felt bad for Michigan last year and while richrod cried like a school girl. Fuck you!!!

Anonymous said...

Dut, let them have their moment in the sun. I think it's kind of adorable how excited they are.

-Damman

GMoney said...

Feeling bad for your arch rival? That's some rivalry that you've got there, Dut. You're gayer than Mike Greenberg.