Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I'm 29 Today...

Yes, today is your old pal G$'s 29th birthday. Whatever. It's a totally pointless day. I haven't worked on my birfday for the last 5 years. I don't care anymore. I'm waddling in to work again. Nothing special planned. Kind of depressing actually. And if you think I'm waiting for the weekend to do something, you would also be wrong. Unless you find "going to a high school football game on Friday night and then heading to Oxford on Saturday to watch Cincinnati beat the RedHawks by 200" to be fun. I do not. Anyway, in lieu of an actual post with thought today, I did some research to find some celebs that share 9/30 as a birthday with me. It's surprisingly sexy. Take a look (lot of pics today):


Lewis Nixon - Hey! The guy that Ron Livingston played on Band of Brothers. He had a drinking problem!!!

Angie Dickinson - I think she banged the entire Rat Pack. I saw her on an episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown. She got tag-teamed by Dave Foley and Phil Gordon. Yeah, she's 79 if she's even alive.

Barry Williams - Who else can say that they banged Florence Henderdon AND got destroyed by Danny Bonaduce on Fox's Celebrity Boxing? They need to bring that show back.

Chris Von Erich - No idea who this guy is but I found out that he was brothers with The Texas Tornado. Yeah, he's dead, too.

Jeremy Giambi/Carlos Guillen - Nice slide, asshole. Guillen sucks.

Marion Cotillard - She won an Oscar for some movie that I will never see. Wake me when she wins an AVN award for "Best Anal Scene".

Candice Michelle - WWE Diva...took her clothes off for money. I like it. My kind of woman.

Martina Hingis - We were born on the same day and we are both champions at tennis/life. She understands the burden that I carry.

Dominique Moceanu - Another champion. Mmmmm gymnast. She lives in Cleveland! I wonder if she would give me a birthday beej?

Tory Lane - Porn star!!! Hell yeah! I recommend doing some outside research on Tory. This is the tree that I should be barking up for the aforementioned beej.

Lacey Chabert - Sexy little minx. Whatever happened to Lacey anyway? She is way too hot to not be on TV anymore. I actually watched Mean Girls just because she was in it.

And we can't forget those that passed away on this date. How about these titans that died as a birthday present to me...not really what I was asking for at the time, but a nice gesture nonetheless:
James Dean - Rebel without a cause...still makes one helluva breakfast sausage
Dan Quisenberry - side-arm pitching machine!
Robert Kardashian - Between being friends with OJ and having whores for daughters, he is an icon. No sisters know how to service black men quite like the Kardashian girls.

There you go. Like I said, pretty pointless post but it's kind of cool to see those who share your birthday with you. If you want, let us know who you have a birthday in common with. Or, you can "get me a present" in the comments. Whatever you would like. God dammit, I turn 30 next year...happy fucking birthday to me.

41 comments:

Grumpy said...

Let me be the first: Happy Birthday. I share a birthday with my late Grandfather; that was cool growing up. I got you the perfect present. On Saturday, Jim Zorn is going to blow you at halftime of the Miami game.

Mr. Ace said...

G$, here is your present. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300351960233 You should get it in a couple weeks.

Dustin said...

Happy birthday, g$. Ill move you up a few slots in the dfl power rankings.

GMoney said...

A Zorn autographed helmet is going for ten bucks. Hilarious.

Tony B. said...

Happy Birthday, G$. I hope it's way better than the Steve Spurrier and Jim Zorn Redskins dynasties combined.

J Beanie said...

Happy Birthday?

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday G-Money!

-Nate "Swine Flu" Burgei

GMoney said...

Yeah, you are reading that right. One of my readers has Swine Flu.

Beanie, you still getting married this weekend or did you finally find out that Seal has been tearing that up for the past year???

jessegscott said...

Happy Birthday dude. Yeah Lots of honey's u associate with. Chris Von Erich was brothers with the Texas Tornado ( Kerry Von Erich) also had a brother named Mike and One named Kevin. I know one or 2 of these are dead too, from killing themselves.

rstiles said...

Fuck!!!!....you got some hot babes that you share a birthday with....

BTW, Happy Birthday!!!!

Jeff said...

Happy Birthday G$! Holmgren to the Skins!

Tart said...

You forgot T-Pain, Eric Stoltz, and Fran Drescher. Don't just give us the good ones.

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