Lewis Nixon - Hey! The guy that Ron Livingston played on Band of Brothers. He had a drinking problem!!!
Angie Dickinson - I think she banged the entire Rat Pack. I saw her on an episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown. She got tag-teamed by Dave Foley and Phil Gordon. Yeah, she's 79 if she's even alive.
Barry Williams - Who else can say that they banged Florence Henderdon AND got destroyed by Danny Bonaduce on Fox's Celebrity Boxing? They need to bring that show back.
Chris Von Erich - No idea who this guy is but I found out that he was brothers with The Texas Tornado. Yeah, he's dead, too.
Jeremy Giambi/Carlos Guillen - Nice slide, asshole. Guillen sucks.
Marion Cotillard - She won an Oscar for some movie that I will never see. Wake me when she wins an AVN award for "Best Anal Scene".
Candice Michelle - WWE Diva...took her clothes off for money. I like it. My kind of woman.
Martina Hingis - We were born on the same day and we are both champions at tennis/life. She understands the burden that I carry.
Dominique Moceanu - Another champion. Mmmmm gymnast. She lives in Cleveland! I wonder if she would give me a birthday beej?
Tory Lane - Porn star!!! Hell yeah! I recommend doing some outside research on Tory. This is the tree that I should be barking up for the aforementioned beej.
Lacey Chabert - Sexy little minx. Whatever happened to Lacey anyway? She is way too hot to not be on TV anymore. I actually watched Mean Girls just because she was in it.
And we can't forget those that passed away on this date. How about these titans that died as a birthday present to me...not really what I was asking for at the time, but a nice gesture nonetheless:
James Dean - Rebel without a cause...still makes one helluva breakfast sausage
Dan Quisenberry - side-arm pitching machine!
Robert Kardashian - Between being friends with OJ and having whores for daughters, he is an icon. No sisters know how to service black men quite like the Kardashian girls.
There you go. Like I said, pretty pointless post but it's kind of cool to see those who share your birthday with you. If you want, let us know who you have a birthday in common with. Or, you can "get me a present" in the comments. Whatever you would like. God dammit, I turn 30 next year...happy fucking birthday to me.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Yes, today is your old pal G$'s 29th birthday. Whatever. It's a totally pointless day. I haven't worked on my birfday for the last 5 years. I don't care anymore. I'm waddling in to work again. Nothing special planned. Kind of depressing actually. And if you think I'm waiting for the weekend to do something, you would also be wrong. Unless you find "going to a high school football game on Friday night and then heading to Oxford on Saturday to watch Cincinnati beat the RedHawks by 200" to be fun. I do not. Anyway, in lieu of an actual post with thought today, I did some research to find some celebs that share 9/30 as a birthday with me. It's surprisingly sexy. Take a look (lot of pics today):