Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Judas Priest, does any team choke on bigger testicles on Monday Night Football than the Bills? Holy shit. Linda Lovelace thought that that was a huge choke. Obscure 70's porn actress references is what makes this blog tick.
Oh well, the Brady 4th quarter magic helped my G$FL team, Big 'Uns, defeat hated commenter Dut. Because he sucks, you see and I am much better. Sonofabitch, I forgot that Fatso and the Fag were announcing the second game. Shit. And Mormon twatberry Steve Young is there, too? I should check and see if Dick Jauron can come over and strangle me. Either him or Jim Kelly, but I definitely want a professional choker to do the deed.
Insert tasteless joke about Jim Kelly's son. I'll get the ball rolling:
How do you make a dead baby float?
A can of root beer and two scoops of Jim Kelly's son.
I have serious problems. I'm not a very good human being.