Thursday, August 13, 2009
I'm going to call this now. For awhile, the leader in the clubhouse was the ShamWow guy getting into a bloody brawl with a hooker but this passes that. The Rick Pitino/Karen Sypher story is, right now, the funniest story of the year.
When I go to check my e-mail and the headline reads:
"Agent: Pitino's $3,000 Not For Abortion"
How can you not laugh at that! That is hilarious. Everything about this story is fantastic. But I would like some questions answered. Now, I don't know much about abortions other than I enjoy making jokes about it, but I never knew that they cost so much. How do high school kids and ghetto trash afford these things? People in Louisville love Pitino yet also thump their bibles. Which do they put first: basketball or the pro-life preachings of the good book?
Am I missing something though? Tell me that this isn't the most bizarre and awesome saga of 2009. Wait a minute. After covening with the Hottest Bartender in Columbus, we have determined that while this is funny, it does not stack up to the "Roberto Alomar has AIDS" story. Let that be a lesson to you young and dirty joke writers out there; AIDS is funnier than abortions.