Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Mike Brown Has Options


I realize that this was for charity, but I still found this hilarious. Why? Because in less than a year, this could be Mike Brown's actual profession.

Just in time for the Fourth of July holiday weekend, 100 surprised motorists received free gas (up to $30) courtesy of the Cleveland Cavaliers and fueled by Kia Motors. At 2:00 p.m. this afternoon, the free gas started flowing at the Shell station located at 3020 Carnegie Ave., in downtown Cleveland. Cavs Head Coach Mike Brown was on hand to fill the tanks with an assist from the Cavalier Girls, Scream Team and mascot Moondog.

Mike Brown pumping gas...priceless. Do you think that Phil Jackson pumps gas? He probably doesn't even do shit for charity. Greg Popovich actually eats orphans.

With free agency starting, well, NOW, the Cavaliers better get their shit together and either lock up Charlie Villanueva or Matt Barnes. Both would fit well in the system and may help Coach Mike avoid filling up the cars of other motorists with the assist of a dog mascot. At least he is wearing those NBA socks.

9 comments:

Tony B. said...

Matt Barnes went to Future Mrs. B.'s high school. I've been informed that he's a douche and his sister's a beeotch. That doesn't necessarily mean the Cavs shouldn't sign him, but c'mon G$- Barnes is the kind of guy you'd hate if he's not on the Cavs. Go for the Bald Wonder instead.

GMoney said...

Barnes could have a tattoo-off with Delonte. The Cavs would definitely be the most hated team by white people.

I would rather have Charlie V than bring back Varejao if I had to choose.

Anonymous said...

The irony if the Pistons had that promotion yesterday.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

I've heard rumors of adding Artest for one year at 4.5 to 5.5 mil... what do you think gmoney??

Seal

GMoney said...

I think that we have enough big personalities on the team already.

Seal, you must be pretty pissed that Coach Mike is trying to steal your job.

Anonymous said...

Joe D is fucking up the Cavs plans. Charlie V is in Detroit negotiating right now.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Hey, if the Pistons want to flush 18+ million away on Ben Gordon and Charlie V then so be it. Villanueva is a steal at 5.5. At 8-9...not so much.

Anonymous said...

We'll see what they get Charlie V for...I bet it's closer to $ 7M and I think that's a real good deal.

There aren't many 24 year old, 6'11'' players that averaged 17 and 7 last year.

--Drew

GMoney said...

You have no coach and no chance of winning in the next two+ years. Why would anyone sign there when they don't know who they are going to play for?

If that is your best offer when the Cavs have 5.8 on the table, he is not going to Detroit.