Tuesday, July 21, 2009
I'm watching Old School on TBS (I don't think that it was presented by Tyler Perry though) the other night and it's that scene at Blue's funeral. The highly underrated Perrey Reeves wishes Frank the Tank a happy birthday and he admits that he forgot about it. Well, I have to apologize to myself and this great site because I did the same.
Last Wednesday, July 15th, this blog turned three. I'm not quite sure if you consider it a birthday or an anniversary so I celebrated my own way...by calling it a "blogiversary" and eating an entire leopard thong erotic cake. I suppose that I should get this out of the way...thanks to all of you who have been around since the beginning and those of you who have hopped on the bandwagon over the years. The comments keep this fun and have even helped make me a little extra money, so thanks again. From me to you. And this will be the last time that you hear this from my fingers.
I don't expect nor want any "thanks" or anything because it would just be a lie and insincere. After all, this is my last week of "blog work" for awhile until I turn the site over to Mr. Ace for two weeks (worst decision ever unless for some reason everyone telling him that he will ruin this site actually motivates him...I doubt it). But what could be amusing if you are up to it is perhaps a "roast" of sorts pertaining to this fine site or maybe this fine wordsmith. Hell, I saw a commercial the other day for a Joan Rivers roast on Comedy Central. Jesus, I may be closer than I think if this is who they are settling on these days.
I actually thought that Spieth should have done this at Berger's wedding this past weekend. As soon as the best man speech ended, he could have grabbed the mic and started blasting all of the guests with hilarious insults. Maybe he should do it at my wedding! Something along the lines of, "I see that that lazy-eyed gargoyle is here...I wouldn't fuck her with Damman's dick." Oops, bad example. Or maybe a, "Good to see Lange made it tonight but he looks a little different without Tyler Hansbrough's anus on his forehead." You know how this goes.
So as James Carville said to the aforementioned Frank the Tank, "have at it, hoss". For this is the one day that I am allowing my commenters to come at me with their full force and I will just lay back and take it all just like Li'l Strut. Most people would ask you to be nice to them on their birthday/anniversary. But I'm a different breed. I want you to be cut-throat assholes. I await your best and HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY TO ALL!!!