Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Happy 3rd Blogiversary!


I'm watching Old School on TBS (I don't think that it was presented by Tyler Perry though) the other night and it's that scene at Blue's funeral. The highly underrated Perrey Reeves wishes Frank the Tank a happy birthday and he admits that he forgot about it. Well, I have to apologize to myself and this great site because I did the same.

Last Wednesday, July 15th, this blog turned three. I'm not quite sure if you consider it a birthday or an anniversary so I celebrated my own way...by calling it a "blogiversary" and eating an entire leopard thong erotic cake. I suppose that I should get this out of the way...thanks to all of you who have been around since the beginning and those of you who have hopped on the bandwagon over the years. The comments keep this fun and have even helped make me a little extra money, so thanks again. From me to you. And this will be the last time that you hear this from my fingers.

I don't expect nor want any "thanks" or anything because it would just be a lie and insincere. After all, this is my last week of "blog work" for awhile until I turn the site over to Mr. Ace for two weeks (worst decision ever unless for some reason everyone telling him that he will ruin this site actually motivates him...I doubt it). But what could be amusing if you are up to it is perhaps a "roast" of sorts pertaining to this fine site or maybe this fine wordsmith. Hell, I saw a commercial the other day for a Joan Rivers roast on Comedy Central. Jesus, I may be closer than I think if this is who they are settling on these days.

I actually thought that Spieth should have done this at Berger's wedding this past weekend. As soon as the best man speech ended, he could have grabbed the mic and started blasting all of the guests with hilarious insults. Maybe he should do it at my wedding! Something along the lines of, "I see that that lazy-eyed gargoyle is here...I wouldn't fuck her with Damman's dick." Oops, bad example. Or maybe a, "Good to see Lange made it tonight but he looks a little different without Tyler Hansbrough's anus on his forehead." You know how this goes.

So as James Carville said to the aforementioned Frank the Tank, "have at it, hoss". For this is the one day that I am allowing my commenters to come at me with their full force and I will just lay back and take it all just like Li'l Strut. Most people would ask you to be nice to them on their birthday/anniversary. But I'm a different breed. I want you to be cut-throat assholes. I await your best and HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY TO ALL!!!

14 comments:

Mr. Ace said...

Is this a trick? Are you just looking for a way out of the wedding? Are you going to site these comments in your suicide note? I refuse to take part in this.

Grumpy said...

I only read this shit every day because I'm convinced G$ and his childhood friends are at the center of a vast homo-erotic cult. I just want to see how it ends up (pun intended). I pray that the future Mrs. G$ finds out the truth before it's too late.

Anonymous said...

What a great site to come to every day, great writing, expert sports analysis, great commenters...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Anonymous said...

This should have been announced weeks ago, so that we could have taken the whole day off of work and gotten blacked out at the Bier Stube while telling each other that all of our opinions are moronic.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

This blog is about as good as Dut's golf game...(of course G$, from what I saw of your golf game, maybe Dut is better than you?)

P.S. -- Get ready for Nike to hide the tapes when Mansbrough dunks on Lebron!!!

----Lange

GMoney said...

Just one request, hold onto your Big Ben opinions until tomorrow.

And I am much better at golf than Dut. Great idea, Drew. Thanks for dropping by, Triumph.

Dustin said...

Speaking of golf, I am ready for my shot at redemption. Maybe well get the same 4some together? Then you can blog about losing to a guy who once shot a 124!

Dustin said...

And If ace writes anything next week about Michigan being a top 3 team in the big 10 I will end my 2 year relationship with this blog.

Mr. Ace said...

Dustin, I just received a wire transfer from G$ for $1,000 to write that exact post.

Upstate Underdog said...

Matsui hit that homerun last night to celebrate your blogiversary.

GMoney said...

UU, Erin Andrews decided to release her nude footage also in honor of this glorious day.

Tony B. said...

Since I've been reading here, it's been great to get re-acquainted with Grump's said home-erotic cult. We've shared laughs, a few tears, and I only feel almost as dirty reading this blog as I did will watching the EA peep show!

J Beanie said...

G$, I just saw you in 30 years. There was a 60-some year old guy at the University of Akron library sitting very casually on the computer. He was leaned back, relaxing and seemed to be enjoying himself. He was on one of those computers with the thing over the screen where you can only see the screen if you are right in front of it. I walked by him and what do I see? It looked like thumbnail pictures of women. I stopped and had to take another look. Yep. He was looking at some porn. I was shocked (and intregue) so I stood there for a second and I saw he opened another link called "Granny Pie."

sweetbob said...

congratulations man!

Maybe you should coordinate a blog get-together at a Blue Jackets game this season.

celebrate the blogiversary and get some people who comment together and drink some beers.