Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Fuck You Very Much, Brett Favre

It's about fucking time. The seemingly endless Brett Favre comeback saga has finally ended--at least for a couple days. I, for one, am glad that it's over. He has held us all hostage long enough. But seriously, what a piece of shit. Brad Childress is already regarded as one of the worst coaches in NFL history and now you lead him on this wild goose chase only to have him come away with his dick in his hand. What a fucking prick.

I can't lie though, I am incredibly disappointed that Favre didn't come back. I was really looking forward to his epic failure with the Vikings. With the way he played down the stretch last year, I was having dreams of his shitty play snowballing throughout the regular season and ending in an avalanche of suck that might leave him paralyzed on the field. I was just waiting to see Brett Favre get yanked in Week Nine for Tarvaris Jackson. How great would that have been? The Vikings would have been an absolute train wreck down the stretch and Brett Favre has taken that away from us. Damn you Brett Favre, damn you.

So what does this mean for Favre? I don't have a clue. This circus isn't over just yet and he is already telling people that he isn't sure about his decision. It's still blatantly obvious that he wants to play and the Vikings would still take him all the way up until the very end of August. If he doesn't come back this year, then he will most certainly be entertaining the idea of a comeback next year. And the next year. And the next year. Hell, if Jeff George can make a run at a comeback at 41 then Favre might pull this shit until he is 50. We can only hope that the rest of the NFL will get smart and not entertain this dick anymore. You will not win with Brett Favre, don't even pick up the phone.

As far as the Vikings go...yikes. Brad Childress and drunkard Allen can say whatever they want about their confidence in their current guys, but they know that's a crock of shit. If they were so confident they wouldn't have been hanging on some old man's every word for the last three months. You might as well just give Childress his walking papers now. They are going to have the worst starting QB in the NFL this year...that is not named Jake Delhomme. Adrian Peterson is a beast, but there is only so much he can do without the help of a competent quarterback, especially when the playoffs roll around. I think the Vikings are still the favorite in the NFC North--but everybody's favorite is Detroit--despite their shitty quarterback play, but they are doomed to get bounced from the playoffs in the first round, just like last year. But nobody in the NFC North is really relevant, so who gives a shit.

I am ready for my first football season in 19 years that does not involve a bitch named Favre. Aren't you?

21 comments:

Grumpy said...

Did you steal the copy from Sportscenter and post it here? I'm ready for the first post from a real blogger. I miss the G man.

GMoney said...

You know what, I am excited for a season without Favre. It's going to be great. And this paralysis that you speak of for him is icing on the cake.

What kind of asshole wants to still play but does not want to practice with his team in training camp? Fuck him in his ear.

Anonymous said...

I saw Brett Favre's picture and I didn't read one word of this post. I am so sick of this guy.

Too bad Rachel Nichols can't keep camping out in his front yard to give those exciting "updates" anymore.

Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn are much more interesting topics.

-Damman

LikeWhoa said...

I'm so damn tired of Farve. This guy is like a bad dream, he just doesn't go away! Also..Shout out to my Lions!! We can't be worse than last year!!

Mr. Ace said...

I feel the same way about Favre, it was actually hard to write this post because I am so tired of this ass hole.

rstiles said...

Favre fucked Childress...Childress is a dick for waiting this long for Favre's answer...

Dustin said...

This opens the door for the Vikings to give 2 first round picks for Derek Anderson baby! Then Brady Quinn is the guaranteed starter, and the browns offense is unstoppable! Who cares that braylon failed a physical, and Jamal Lewis sucks. Brady! Brady!Brady!

Dustin said...
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GMoney said...

Yeah, bitch, I took that comment down, Dut. I'm sick and tired of you wanting to talk about the 2-14 Cleveland Browns. You guys are terrible and no one wants to discuss that shit team.

Eat a Filipino dick.

Tony B. said...

NFC North not relevant? The Bears seemed pretty relevant when they beat the Eagles on national TV last year. Way to choke on a goal line stand bitches!

Mr. Ace said...

Tony B, great point. The highlight of your year was stopping us on the goal line...that's how we know your not relevant. The Vikings will make it out of the north and lose in the first round. Irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

This locks up first place in the NFC North for the Lions.

--Drew

Dustin said...
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Mr. Ace said...

BOOM! Suck on that shit, Dustin.

Anonymous said...

alright, nice blog run by fucking 5-year olds who delete people's posts... This site went in the shitter this week G$. Might be worse than jbeanie.

Seal

GMoney said...

It's not THAT bad, Seal. The point is, don't come talking trash about the Browns. They don't deserve to be discussed unless you are talking about horribly run franchises so knock it the fuck off.

Today is about telling the world what you think about Brett Favre so let's keep it that way.

jessegscott said...

Favre will be ready to sign come week 6 or 7.

Mr. Ace said...

Hey Seal, Can you use dictate in a sentence? I can, TELL ME HOW MY DICTATE!!!

Go rub some Vagisil on your puss for the next couple weeks.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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