Thursday, June 18, 2009

Do You Even Care Anymore?


Sammy Sosa got outed as a steroid user. Does it even matter anymore? Will you remember Sammy as the juiced up freak or as the young Latino with the awesome hair in the picture? I hope that it's the latter. Look, I'm not going to get into this again. I, and I think everyone has, have become de-sensitized by all the shit that comes from MLB.

I hope that all of you, even the most devoted Cubs fan, always knew deep down that something wasn't really on the up and up when it came to Sammy. And really, who gives a fuck? Do you remember the 1998 season at all? In the months of August and September, were you not interested in every Cardinals or Cubs game being played? That home run chase was amazing and brought many fans back to the game after the strike killed the league in 1994. I won't forget that year. McGwire and Sosa, regardless of how they did it, captivated an entire nation. Well, those two and the best team of all time...the '98 Yankees.

Maybe I'm being naive as I sit here flicking my Sosa bobblehead. No, I'm really not. It could be worse though. Sosa could have pulled a Mel Hall. Remember him? And by "pulling a Mel Hall", I mean, "sexually assaulting a 12 year old".

The woman testified that Hall first exposed himself to her and her younger brother at home, when their parents were away (they weren't required to look). The boy testified that he thought they were playing a game and never told his parents (worst game ever?). Hall's interaction with the girl progressed to inappropriate touching and him showing her how to perform oral sex, she testified (he's here to help!). She said he also showed her pornographic movies at an apartment Hall shared with his girlfriend and their infant son (since when was this illegal?).

Mel Hall, ladies and gentlemen!!! See...Sammy doesn't seem like such a bad guy now, does he?

8 comments:

GMoney said...

These posts were supposed to go up a lot earlier today but I think that Blogger is fucking with me...bastards.

Anonymous said...

It's funny...like everyone else I'm really sick of Favre and the whole steroids issue...and you say you are sick of them too....yet, you still fucking make blogs about them. Don't say you are sick of something that everyone else is sick of and then blog about it you fag.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Well, to be fair, I did include the hilarious saga of Mel Hall.

Saying that I "make blogs" is about as offensive as it gets, you prick.

Tony B. said...

That one fantastic photo of Sammy!

Mr. Ace said...

Ya, child rape is a "hilarious sage." You fucking jerk.

GMoney said...

Mel Hall is going to prison 540 times longer than Donte Stallworth. Methinks that he will get what's coming to him. By that I mean, someone will be teaching him to properly administer oral sex. It is Texas after all and most of those inmates have to be Cowboys fans.

SCORPIO said...
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Grumpy said...

WTF?