Friday, May 15, 2009
Earlier this week, it was announced that Kosta Koufos's former team would be playing in the Coaches vs. Cancer tournament to tip off the 2009-10 season. North Carolina, Cal, and Syracuse are also confirmed meaning that this tournament should be legit.
The Buckeyes have already made it public that their first round opponent will be none other than Florida International. Yep, Isiah Thomas makes his college coaching debut at The Schott and has to deal with a team featuring no competent point guards or centers...just like his old Knicks teams!!! He better figure out how to defend the bone-crushing screens of Mark Titus.
I'm glad that I'm not a mildly attractive black woman because if I were, I would stay far away from that game. I don't need to be getting my ass pinched and called a bitch. And honestly, who could turn down that mischievous glare of Zeke? I know that I couldn't. What a shithead. And making his college coaching debut in the land of the shitheads makes so much sense. Well done, Coaches Vs. Cancer people!
Basically what it all boils down to is two-fold:
1. Isiah's first game of his next disaster opens up in Columbus
2. Where all the black women at?
Sorry for the abbreviated post today. I've got a rough next 24 hours with a full day of work, driving to Cincy for Hahn's wedding, driving back to Napoleon for a funeral on Saturday morning, and then driving back to Columbus. Is it illegal to beat off while driving? Well I'm about to find out.
Anyway, since I've let you down and somewhat mailed it in today, do yourself a favor and head on over to YouTube. Search "Carl Monday" and "Cleveland Tourism" and get ready for mind-blowing Ohio-based comedy. Sorry, people, but sometimes real world shit gets in the way of my blogging career. If you don't like it, start your own blog. See you on Monday.