Saturday, May 09, 2009

One Pitch, One A-Bomb


Gentlemen, the baseball season has finally begun. It took one pitch last night but now we can officially say that it's on. Our favorite player and savior, A-Rod, is back to save our souls. And it didn't take him long to do what he does best...dropping bombs on opposing teams. Seriously though, would it have been all that bad had Baseball Jesus actually dropped an A-bomb on Baltimore? That city sucks outside of the Inner Harbor/that is where Mel Kiper lives. Have you seen The Wire? Baltimore makes Detroit look like Cancun.

Anyway, today is a glorious day eventhough I'm at work. A-Rod is back and ready to dominate. CC was fucking outstanding last night. Mark Teixeira is still rocking a sub-.200 batting average (Yay!). The Francisco Cervelli Era at catcher has begun (he was on Italy's WBC team...YEAH!). Outside of Ian Kennedy, who was pitching well this year, having an aneurysm in his throwing arm like David Cone once had, it's a great day to be a Yankee fan. And as much as I hate John Sterling, I do love this call:

AN A-BOOOOOOOMB...FROM A-ROOOOOOOOODDDDD!!! Suck on it, fuckers.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and after all that you guys are two games under .500 and in 4th place in your division... alot to be happy about there. fucking idiot.

Seal

Dustin said...

and.. Aroid is hitting .182. Not a bad start!

GMoney said...

2-1 with Baseball Jesus back...'nuff said.