Friday, April 10, 2009

You've Got Mail-In Genitalia

Gentlemen, between watching college hockey, looking at the potential house with She$, packing for a weekend back in Nap, and watching 4 hours of network TV, I just didn't have time to crank out (or off) anything more than a quick-hitting mail-in post on this Good Friday.

>RedHawk Hockey going for the title!!! - Hell yes, it may not be the most popular sport in the world, but Miami is going for it's first ever national title tomorrow night against Boston U at the Frozen Four! I don't know shit about this stuff, but I'm pretty sure that we have the greatest team ever.

>Damn shame about Nick Adenhart - You just hate it when shit like this happens. Things like this obviously bring back feelings of Sean Taylor's death and it sucks. At least they caught the scumbag that did it. I don't want to make light of this at all, but there is a Dante Stallworth joke somewhere but I'll let you all connect the dots.

>The Masters - Anyone want to bet that Chad Campbell isn't even within 5 shots of the lead on Sunday afternoon? That dude blows. And a note to Phil Mickelson's queermo ass, guys that wear white belts have never won anything before. Tiger is right where he wants to be...I expect him to get another green jacket and a front row seat to Jim Nantz's creepy Butler Cabin smile at 7 pm on Sunday.

>Burn, Baby, Burnett - I truly do believe that AJ Burnett is going to win 20 games this year and end up being the ace of the Yankees staff this season. You can say what you want to about his past injuries, but at some point you have to think that that can be used a motivator. He had filthy stuff yesterday.

>The triumphant return of meat - Come Monday's blog posting, yours truly will officially be off the meat wagon and back to my ways of heart-clogging glory. Does Wendy's still have The Baconator? That seems like a good start to test my heart again.

>Worst show ever - Did you watch the 2 episodes of The Office last night? Fucking abysmal. And it was nice to see that that Parks And Recreation is the exact same show only with zero potential laughs. It is the EXACT same thing. Just awful. Amy Poehler should be embarrassed...but then again, she was on SNL the last few years so it's obvious that she knows no shame.

It's been a long week. I need to recharge the batteries that only way that I know how...a weekend trip back to Henry County.


Anonymous said...

*I am rooting for you guys to win it all tomorrow.

*As for Adenhart. In our fantasy baseball league we draft a minor leaguer each year. You own the rights to this player for three years...can bring him up, send him down as many times as you want. The only rule is that they must have never played in a single major league game. One guy had Adenhart as his minor leaguer...which of course prompted me to post this on the message board...

Q: What's worse than dying in a car crash?

A: Being locked onto Ducay's team for three full years.


Nick Adenhart


GMoney said...

Ouch. The RedHawks will win because people that live in Ohio are better than Massholes. I hope you enjoyed your Streak for the Cash win.

Anonymous said...

Nice prediction beanie... sorry i mean G$. First off chad campbell doesnt suck if he shoots 7 under at augusta and was on last years ryder cup team idiot!!! Second, he is now at 11 under for the tourny with a 5 shot lead.... yeah he sucks.


Tony B. said...

I watched the Office last night and that shit has run it's coarse. Forget to record Parks and Rec, but it sounds like I actually didn't make a mistake.

GMoney said...

Seal, if Chad Campbell is good, then so was Billy Gillespie's tenure in Lexington. He won't be close come Sunday evening. And he's back down to 9 and I would not be surprised if he finishes at -6 today.