Thursday, April 02, 2009

Monsters of the Mid-Jay!


Ten bucks says that that is the headline in the New York Post tomorrow.

So, the NFL's version of Kirk Van Houten, Jay Cutler, has been dealt to the Bears. Maybe now he will stop complaining/being a bitch and his feelings can finally mend. Thank God that this whole ordeal is over. This was nauseating from Day 1.

Who do you think won in this deal? The Bears traded for a talented pussy franchise QB. They haven't had a good QB since, I guess, Jim McMahon. Unfortunately, they've lost both tackles this offseason and have no decent WR's. It was an ultimate "fuck you" from the Broncos to Cutler. You want out, bitch? OK, we'll send you to a franchise with a boring offense and no weapons!

The Broncos got 2 first rounders, a third rounder, and The Kyle Orton Express. Eh. The entire organization butchered this drama from the get so I have strong reservations about them turning these picks into decent players. So now they have The Express and Chris Simms to run the show in Mile High. Excuse me for a minute, but I need to laugh hysterically.

I don't know yet who won this deal. One thing I do know though: I won't be drafting Cutler or ANY Bronco in my fantasy leagues this season.

6 comments:

Tony B. said...

Dude- the Bears definitely get the best of this. They make horrible 1st round picks anyway and now they have a franchise qb. Go Bears!

Anonymous said...

If Matt Millen was still around, the Lions probably would have given up their #1 and #20 picks for Cutler. But then again, he may have wanted to keep the #1 to snag Michael Crabtree to go along with Mike Williams and Charles Rogers.
-GSaul

Mr. Ace said...

Are you serious? The Broncos easily came out on top in this one. Cutler wasn't that great in the first place, and now that he is on the Bears I don't expect him to be much better than Rex Grossman, seriously. Kyle Orton, two number ones, and a three for that insulin deprived vagina? Deal.

GMoney said...

Ace, yeah, I get that. But seeing what Josh McDaniels has done since he took the job, what makes you think that he is going to use those picks wisely? Guy is a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

The Bears haven't had a good QB since Macmahon? You forgot about Craig Krenzel.

--Drew

GMoney said...

How could I forget about Mr. Buckeye Nissan!

Denver needs to sign Rex Grossman now.