Monday, April 06, 2009

Go Raiders!

Blah, blah, blah Jeff Garcia signed with the Raiders and will now back up their grizzly bear of a QB.

In turn, he is now exposing his insanely hot wife to the wretched scum of the earth known as Oakland Raiders fans. Carmella, the NFL's most famous beard, takes her insanely fine ass to the Black Hole (while her husband takes it in the brown hole...OHHH!).

I've always wondered what it would feel like to get raped by Darth Vader...looks like Carmella will be finding out soon enough. Let's take one final moment to focus on the hotness of the woman THAT MARRIED JEFF GARCIA. The world is just not fair.


Anonymous said...

Living proof that the thing that turns women on the most is a big, fat, thick......wallet.

The W-2 form, the worlds greatest aphrodisiac

Anonymous said...

That picture sure beats the shit out of all that gay A-Rod stuff you have been posting.

-Lil' Strut

Anonymous said...

Ya, but you gotta love the dildo headed Homer Simpson.