Thursday, March 05, 2009

This Guy Was On The Juice

The answer to this question (asked in March of 2001) is, of course, "a great big heaping dose of steroids". Jesus Christ, a guy that looks like a rat doesn't naturally get built like that. Why is it that no one has made this connection yet? Great numbers followed by weirdo injuries!!! I know all that I need to know: everyone who has ever played for the Red Sox has cheated.

And yet the Oakland A's have signed him this offseason (ironically along with Jason Giambi's mustache). Why? I'm not so sure. Maybe Eric Chavez wanted some company on the disabled list this year. You heard it here first: Nomar Garciaparra is a homosexual. And this blog would know...we've been bringing the gay strong to the hole/anus all week.

8 comments:

Grumpy said...

How long have you been suppressing your gay tendencies?

GMoney said...

28 long years!

Dustin said...

Huge numbers followed by weird injuries... Sounds like arod!

Mr. Ace said...

Hey retard, everybody already knows this. But nobody cares, because it is baseball.

GMoney said...

You would care if you weren't a white trash White Sox fan. Don't come around here with weak shit. I have never heard anyone implicating Nomar as a roid user.

Tony B. said...

If that is Nomar on roids, he'd need aid from UNICEF without them.

Anonymous said...

I'd watch a porno with Nomar and Mia Hamm.

--Drew

Mr. Ace said...

Because Nomar has been a nobody for the last 5 years. How could you not connect him with steroids with the amount of injuries he has had?

I also agree with Tony B.