Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Dancing With Balls In Your Mouth


Fuck you, Jason Taylor. Seriously. He could have had a MONSTER season playing next to Haynesworth had he just restructured his deal...but he's a greedy flaming bag of assholes. What a waste of space. Never trust a sack of shit that went to Akron (see: Beanie). Go to Hell, you tap dancing fuck. Why don't you do the Charleston out into oncoming traffic.

Nice fucking clothes, cunt. Thanks for the 8 unproductive games last season. That second round pick was totally worth it.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

he might be a fuck, but she is hotter than hell.

rstiles said...

I LOVE IT...G$ is on a rant!!!

Mr. Ace said...

Who cares. He wasn't having a monster year, the guy is washed up. He was the equivalent to when you guys signed Bruce Smith.

J Beanie said...

Hey! I'm only at Akron for grad school and it's great because I feel like the smartest person alive.

Anonymous said...

She's not hotter than hell. From the toes to the neck sure, but what happens when you get to that camel face? Looks like her face blew up like an overcooked pizza pop.

Mike said...

Um..from the ankles to the neck is pretty much all I need

Ondioline said...

Riiiiiight.... Jason Taylor is the asshole here. The Redskins are totally on the up and up and weren't trying to get him off their roster for the cap savings... No, no, no... They wouldn't do that. It's the player's fault. The Redskins don't have a reputation for poor personnel moves or driving off defensive players or anything. What? Who? Arrington? Pierce? I've never heard of these individuals. Are they bloggers?

GMoney said...

They asked him to participate in the offseason workouts and he got a case of Favre-itis and said no. Fuck him. Cut his ass.