Tuesday, January 06, 2009
I almost felt a little sympathy toward Ohio State for their massive choke job tonight, but then I remembered how arrogant and dispiccable that fanbase is and now I just can't stop laughing. It truly is great. A few thoughts on the game because I'm sick and need to get some sleep:
*Colt McCoy may not have won the Heisman, but he's the most valuable player to his team in the nation.
*I don't want to hear any excuses, you lost. Don't you dare come on here and start blaming the refs or some other type of pussy shit.
*The first half was one of the worst halves of football that I've ever seen.
*His name is Quan Cosby and he's really good, you may want to cover him.
*Terrelle Pryor is a freak but he can't throw the ball. He is excellent at getting away with pushing off, too.
*Todd Boeckman still sucks. His WR's bailed him out by catching those awful passes.
*Chris Wells is the next Joseph Addai. That is not a compliment. The guy is a pussy. Period.
*Jim Tressel needs to give up play-calling.
*How can there be a double pass interference?
*The Buckeye offensive line, awful all season, had to have been a pleasant surprise.
*James Lauraniitis played his way out of the first round tonight.
*Call me crazy, but I think that Buckeye fans would have rather been embarrassed again as opposed to what happened tonight.
That's pretty much all that I've got. Now I've got to find a way to fall asleep all the while laughing maniacally. You deserved this loss, Ohio State fans, time to revel in it. 1-6 for the Big Ten...nice fucking conference. Is there any way that we can omit them from the BCS? Hooked 'em like a motherfucker, Horns!!!