Wednesday, December 10, 2008

CC Sa-Bronx-ia


Ugh. That was awful. But that is the kind of headline that will be on the New York Post today. Well, either that or something worse like "Start Spreading The Butter". Anyway, CC Sabathia is apparently done giving Brian Cashman a bro-hug and is ready to sign on the dotted line and become a Yankee. While I obviously like the move, I still have a few trepidations regarding it. Either way, the Hank Steinbrenner Plan of Success is really coming to fruition.

Step 1: Throw truckloads of cash at a pitcher that weighs 400 pounds and who the Brewers tried to kill last year.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

Welcome to New York, big guy. I recommend the pastrami.

8 comments:

J Beanie said...

Arm will be Pavano like by July.

The Indians beat him three times.

Irishman said...

enjoy another 6 or 7 years of no WS wins, with that outrageous payroll.

GMoney said...

Speak for yourself about payroll, Cubs fan.

Beanie, do the Yanks and Tribe play 3 series?

J Beanie said...

no idea. just make a random number.

GMoney said...

If that's the case, CC will beat the Indians in the neighborhood of 12 times in 2009!

Anonymous said...

Ah, the old "Underpants Gnome" theory of business. Nice.

It seems that has been the Yankees' operation plan for some time now.

Step 1: Throw massive amounts of money at players.

Step 2: ????

Step 3: World Series Championship

It seems to me that until they get step 2 figured out, step 1 & 3 will be irrelevant. With the payroll they have, they should win it at least every other year.

-Lil' Strut

Tony B. said...

I also appreciated the Underpants Gnomes reference.

Jeff said...

I say Hankenstein dumps Cashman for the underground gnomes all together.

Waiiiiiiiit, Yanks got Burnett for how many years???? I'm really, really startled.