Sunday, November 16, 2008
This is Danielle Gamba. She is extremely hot. Since she's either dating or married to him, Danielle also happens to me the only thing that I like about new Yankee, Nick Swisher.
What the fuck, Brian Cashman? Come on, man. Swisher hit .219 last year which just happened to be the lowest batting average out of any hitter in baseball. THIS is our replacement for Jason Giambi? A guy with worse numbers! Bullshit. I honestly have no idea what the organization was thinking about by making this deal. There is not an outfield spot for him (Damon, Gardner, and Nady) so he has to play first base. He is not a natural first baseman and thus is not a good defensive player at that position. For fuck's sake, he was a Buckeye! No good...not good at all.
Ugh. We're off to a rip-roaring good start. I will forgive this decision though if all of this happens:
*Sign CC Sabathia
*Trade Cano and Hughes for Jake Peavy
*Sign A.J. Burnett
*Hank Steinbrenner falls down an elevator shaft
*Danielle Gamba is my Christmas present this holiday season
I don't think that I'm being unreasonable here. Let's get this done. For what it's worth, I hope and pray that this isn't the last time that I use the Danielle Gamba label on this blog.