Friday, November 21, 2008
The laziest thing that a blogger can do is to dedicate a post to gambling/predictions that no one cares about. I'm sorry, but it's true. And it's extremely fitting because today that is what you are getting. You see, beginning today, I have the next ten days off from work and to be honest, I feel like taking it easy. Come December 1st, when I finally go back to work, I am going to need a god damn weed whacker to dispense of my incredible vacation beard. Anyway, let's get to some picks and we'll start with the least important games of the weekend and make our way up to the most relevant.
OHIO STATE over Michigan - even if Michigan plays a perfect game, they still lose by ten points
Wannstache over CINCINNATI - I hate Brian Kelly and the Bearcats and I like Dave Wannstedt. This prediction is extremely biased to say the least.
KILLING YOURSELF over The Apple Cup - Washington State and Washington are the two worst teams in college football history. Somehow the Huskies win this suckfest.
BYU over Utah - Because I want to see Ball State in the BCS.
PENN STATE over Javon Ringer and 50 other guys - Come on, Sparty is never going to win the Big Ten.
Giants over CARDINALS - The more physical team ALWAYS beats the finesse team.
Texans over BROWNS - My upset pick of the week. Quinn has a broken finger, this one was easy.
TITANS over Jets - see: Giants/Cards prediction...and finally...
OKLAHOMA over Texas Tech - The magic runs out on the Raiders. The Sooners have boobs and a better boobs game. I find it hard to booblieve that Texas Tech can outboob Boober Sooner. Damn. If boobs looked like this in the Ohio State/Michigan game, I might actually start considering it a real rivalry. If you aren't rooting for Oklahoma this weekend, I just gave you two nice reasons to change your mind.
Oh and tonight my RedHawks will get killed by Toledo because that is what we do best. Have a good weekend, I'll be back on Monday morning for you working stiffs.