Friday, November 21, 2008

Smells Like A Mail-In Post


The laziest thing that a blogger can do is to dedicate a post to gambling/predictions that no one cares about. I'm sorry, but it's true. And it's extremely fitting because today that is what you are getting. You see, beginning today, I have the next ten days off from work and to be honest, I feel like taking it easy. Come December 1st, when I finally go back to work, I am going to need a god damn weed whacker to dispense of my incredible vacation beard. Anyway, let's get to some picks and we'll start with the least important games of the weekend and make our way up to the most relevant.

OHIO STATE over Michigan - even if Michigan plays a perfect game, they still lose by ten points

Wannstache over CINCINNATI - I hate Brian Kelly and the Bearcats and I like Dave Wannstedt. This prediction is extremely biased to say the least.

KILLING YOURSELF over The Apple Cup - Washington State and Washington are the two worst teams in college football history. Somehow the Huskies win this suckfest.

BYU over Utah - Because I want to see Ball State in the BCS.

PENN STATE over Javon Ringer and 50 other guys - Come on, Sparty is never going to win the Big Ten.

Giants over CARDINALS - The more physical team ALWAYS beats the finesse team.

Texans over BROWNS - My upset pick of the week. Quinn has a broken finger, this one was easy.

TITANS over Jets - see: Giants/Cards prediction...and finally...

OKLAHOMA over Texas Tech - The magic runs out on the Raiders. The Sooners have boobs and a better boobs game. I find it hard to booblieve that Texas Tech can outboob Boober Sooner. Damn. If boobs looked like this in the Ohio State/Michigan game, I might actually start considering it a real rivalry. If you aren't rooting for Oklahoma this weekend, I just gave you two nice reasons to change your mind.

Oh and tonight my RedHawks will get killed by Toledo because that is what we do best. Have a good weekend, I'll be back on Monday morning for you working stiffs.

19 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

If that is the case about 75% of my posts are mail-in posts. My blog really sucks.

Anonymous said...

Lets hope we can actually see some boobs like that at HineyGate tomorrow. This year has been subpar in the flashing department and it upsets me. Either that or I am just too damn drunk to notice the flashing around me.

-Lil' Strut

J Beanie said...

G$ READER WHO CARE HE IS TAKING A TWO WEEK VACATION over women who find G$ attractive - No once cares and no women does.

Not even sure if that makes sense.

Mr. Ace said...

Or maybe you just need to get some pussy, Lil Strut.

jessegscott said...

i hope to see some Racks like that this weekend as well. And lets hope there not G$'s LOL!! j/k

Oh gonna be a hell of a weekend ahead of us!

GMoney said...

Beanie, you're right. That made no sense at all. You have the worst grammar that I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Ace,

I love how G$ said, "The laziest thing that a blogger can do is to dedicate a post to gambling/predictions that no one cares about. I'm sorry, but it's true" when half the posts at your blog are dedicated to gambling predictions.

Just fuckin w/ you toolboy. Expect a phone call from me at about 3:30 tomorrow afternoon about how Terrelle Pryor has become the new Troy Smith in regards to how he tears apart Michigan. I look forward to hearing your voice then leaving the voicemail. lol.

-Lil' Strut

Mr. Ace said...

What can I say, I love me some gambling. At least I put some effort into and pick the lines...not just pick a 20 point favorite...

I am glad that you won't be disappointed when you call and I don't answer. My phone will probably be shattered into 20 pieces when you call.

However, if the upset of the year does happen, I will be calling you every hour, on the hour, the entire weekend.

Dustin said...

At least you still found some BOOBS on your mail in post. I'm surprised you never mentioned the Browns GM sending profane emails to fans. What a great organization.

Allan Stokke of WithLeather fame said...

Worst part about these posts is the capatilization of the home team. Fucking confusing as shit.
/I'm a sports studies major don't expect me to figure it out

Mac G said...

G$, at least give me some credit for that taking that great drive by Sooner poon picture. It turned out to be a pleasant surprise.

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