Wednesday, November 26, 2008
How could we forget when I took a blogging vacation in late August and let some of my worst commenters run the show for the week? If you recall, I let 5 idiots post separate college football previews. Now it's time to go back in time and revisit those asinine predictions and see who did the best. This is going to be a lengthy post, so strap yourself in:
Top 5 (you get a point for each team that has either 0 or 1 loss at this point in the season)
Drew - Ohio State, Oklahoma, Georgia, USC, Clemson (2)
G-Saul - USC, Clemson, Georgia, Ohio State, Texas Tech (2)
Damman - Georgia, Ohio State, USC, Florida, Missouri (2)
Wig Master - Georgia, Florida, USC, Ohio State, Missouri (2)
Dut - Ohio State, Florida, USC, Georgia, Bowling Green (2)
G$ - Florida, USC, Georgia, Oklahoma, Texas Tech (4)
I'm off to a good start here. The common theme is that Ohio State and Georgia weren't THAT good.
Drew - Kansas (1)
G-Saul - Ohio State
Damman - Clemson (1)
Wig Master - Notre Dame (1)
Dut - Kansas and Missouri (1)
G$ - Clemson (1)
We are NOT getting into another tickle-fight regarding the definition of "overrated" again!
Most Underrated (I think that Utah could probably be the most underrated team)
Drew - Texas Tech (1)
G-Saul - Nebraska
Damman - South Carolina
Wig Master - BYU
Dut - The entire Big Ten (-10000)
G$ - Kansas
This Year's Kansas (Cinderella team and the correct answers to this are Alabama, Penn State, and Ball State by the way)
Drew - Michigan State
G-Saul - left it blank (-10)
Damman - North Carolina
Wig Master - Nebraska
Dut - Michigan State
G$ - Pittsburgh
First Coach Fired (I think it was Ty Willingham eventhough he was allowed to finish the season)
Drew - Joe Paterno
G-Saul - Chazz Weis
Damman - Kirk Ferentz
Wig Master - Chazz Weis
Dut - Chazz Weis
G$ - Kirk Ferentz
Ironically, all of these guys are going to bowl games.
3 Bold Predictions
Drew - Tebow comes out of the closet, Notre Dame wins 8 games, Pryor has 3 td's against Michigan (ZERO)
G-Saul - Troy beats Ohio State, Duke goes to a bowl game, Joe Paterno dies (ZERO)
Damman - North Carolina wins the ACC, Pryor scores twice against USC, Navy beats Notre Dame (awful)
Wig Master - Michigan beats Ohio State, Dan LeFevour is in Heisman talks, BCS gets it right (1, the BCS comment)
Dut - Michigan does not go bowling, Charlie Weis's FUPA gets bigger, USC doesn't win Pac-10 (THREE!)
G$ - Pitt wins Big East, Northwestern finishes in the top 5 of the Big Ten, Arizona State in the BCS (one)
Drew - Chris Wells
G-Saul - Michael Crabtree (1/2)
Damman - Chris Wells
Wig Master - Chris Wells
Dut - Chris Wells
G$ - Tim Tebow (1)
Don't cry about Wells' injury, the guy is fucking soft.
BCS Title Game
Drew - Ohio State/Oklahoma (1/2)
G-Saul - USC/Clemson
Damman - Ohio State/Florida (1/2)
Wig Master - Florida/Missouri (1/2)
Dut - Ohio State and no one else
G$ - Florida/Oklahoma (1)
It's almost funny how stupid Ohio State fans are.
Final Scores (out of 14)!!!
Drew - 4.5
G-Saul - 2.5
Damman - 3.5
Wig Master - 4.5
Dut - 6
G$ - 8
Did you really expect anything less?
As you can see, no one can compare to me. I am just better than everyone else. When you are sitting around the table tomorrow, giving thanks to all that you have, don't forget to thank me for being so great. Thank this blog for actually teaching you idiots something. And most of all, thank yourselves for being stupid. Have a good holiday break, I'll be back in the office on Monday. Thanks to SEC Poon for the pics.
Note to self: your readers are morons and should not be trusted to fill content on this site ever again.