Sunday, November 30, 2008
As you can see, these people just heard the great news.
SHANE MONTGOMERY HAS RESIGNED AS MIAMI UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL COACH!!! Don't kid yourself though, he was fired.
Finally, my prayers have been answered. I'm sure that Shane is a great guy and all, but this had to happen. Hell, it should have happened awhile ago. Maybe our President and AD were waiting to see who got the first empty chip from their Taco Bell fully-loaded nachos. He is a stubborn and imcompetent play-caller that made excuses for the team's many shortcomings ("we're just a few plays away" was my favorite). And he had to go. Miami has won TEN games in the past THREE seasons. Shane was 17-31 in 4 years. Am I making sense yet?
Never has the conclusion of a 2-10 season tasted sweeter. I hope to God that I never have to say his name ever again because it will just bring too much pain and heartache back into my life.
So now the arduous task of finding someone to replace those big shoes begins. I think that I have a few decent candidates that would drastically improve the quality of football that my alma mater has been presenting over the past 4 years:
1. a desk lamp
2. a septic tank
3. Terry Schaivo
4. Anyone that can breathe
A new day is upon us, ladies and gentlemen, RedHawk Football will rise again! YES WE CAN!!!