Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Colin Cowherd Farts In My Lunch Daily


Let me tell you a little story regarding the way that I live my life. Everyday, I eat lunch in my car. Part of it has to do with my burning desire to get out of the office, but the big reason is that I love listening to sports talk radio. From 12:15-1:15 each weekday, I listen to the Mid-Day show on 1460 AM starring The Common Man and The Torg. I love it. These two manage to make Ohio State football talk somehow not shitty. They are down to earth realists that don't take sports too seriously and can look at things objectively even if it isn't popular with Heir Tressel. But last week, that changed. 1460 changed their programming around. My favorite radio show doesn't come on until 1 now. Who do I get the pleasure of listening to these days?

This fucking guy.

I HATE Colin Cowherd. There is no redeeming quality that this radio asshole possesses. He is an asshole. He is pompous. He talks down to his listeners. He has the biggest East Coast/USC bias that I have ever heard. It is the worst radio show in the history of the world. Worse than Rush Limbaugh, Al Franken, and the dreadful Erik Kuselias combined. He sucks.

I despise Cowherd. He likes to describe his show using words like "visceral" and "gutteral", you know, words that sports fans use all the time. Cowherd is the epitomy of a classless sack of shit. If you don't agree with him, you're wrong. If you like something that he hates, you shouldn't listen to his show because he has "the smartest show in radio". It's embarrassing. If you like listening to Colin Cowherd, then you are an idiot that can't form opinions of your own.

I've wanted to spew my venom about this dick for a very long time now. But the truth was, I never had to listen to him and thus found it pointless to mention his gay, stuck-up name in my severely awesome corner of the interweb. Obviously, that has changed now.

Fuck you, 1460. Fuck you, Colin Cowherd. Thanks for ruining the one peaceful hour that I have every day. I hope you span the globe straight up Clay Aiken's urethra, jerk.

27 comments:

J Beanie said...

He he he. You eat lunch in your car. That's funny

J Beanie said...

People who eat lunch in their car deserve to listen to Colin Cowherd. Go Herd!!!

Dustin said...

I also eat lunch in my car most of the time so fuck off!

However, Colin is the best guy on radio. You are the first person ice ever met that doesn't like him. Its about time 1460 got smart and stopped cutting his show early. And they did it because of popular demand!

GMoney said...

Considering that Cowherd hates Ohio State, I highly doubt that.

Beanie, go root for the Browns. That should sting.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you G$. The people that like him also fawn over the fags known as Mike and Mike. It makes me sad as a sports fan that so many people like all three of these d-bags. Guys that like Mike and Mike are like bitches who like Regis and Kelly. Guys that like Colin Cowherd are like girls that one of the cunts on The View.

My recommendation is to get a satellite radio and listen to any of the great channels like NBA Radio or NFL Radio or Rivals Radio. No fluff there..just good discussion.

--Drew

Tony B. said...

G$, move out to CA and your problems would be fixed. You can listen to Adam Corolla in the morning (during the time the Herd is on) while you drive to work. Then, when you eat lunch in your car (which I do on most days as well) you can listen to Fitz and Brooks on KNBR 680, the Scott Van Pelt Show, or the Dan Patrick Show. I love having enough choices to change the channel on anyone who decides to be douchy on any given day.

Dustin said...

Colin doesn't hate Ohio state! I've never really heard him say anything bad about them- unless they deserve it. He hates on Michigan all the time as well.

And he is joking when he acts all arrogant and the cocky... Similar to your facebook status that says "g$ is the best"

GMoney said...

Uh, no, that isn't an act. He really does believe that he's better than everyone else.

For example, for 40 minutes today he was talking about how USC has better players than Notre Dame. Really? Thanks for the update, scrotum. I would have had no idea without your quality insight.

Mr. Ace said...

I have only listened to him one time...actually it was on tv, on espnu or some shit, and he sucked. His program kind of reminded me of Jim Rome, the king of the douches.

Any guy that dustin defends is obviously a fuck. So Cowherd is a fuck, and he sucks.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand Cowherd either. I listen to Rush instead now that there is no Midday Show. Since you say you would rather listen to Rush, he is on 610 at the same time. You might learn something.

-Damman

jessegscott said...

yeah i don't like the Turd himself.. or the show.

sweetbob said...

I liked the guy until I saw what he looks like....his face just wants someone to punch it.

Anonymous said...

This Fucking prick thinks he knows everything! He went on this rant about how Utah and Boise State Are "nice stories" but have no business playing with the "BIG BOYS" like ALABAMA. Well he can take his uneducated opinions and shove them in his unoriginal piece of repeating shit mouth!

Anonymous said...

Can that guy even leave his house without someone taking a swing at him??

The last time I listened to him, he was going off about how he doesn't really watch sports because he "has a life." Perfect choice for a sports radio host huh? Totally un-informed, abrasive, opinionated and condescending.

Anonymous said...

Agreed, Cowherd is a fuck. A total and complete fuck.

EZ387 said...

I can not stand him. He is a fucking retard. All he does is rant and rant. I am so pissed he in on in NY now. I never listen to ESPN radio anymore because he is a dickhead. And his TV shows makes me want to puke and then kick him in the face.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I have to agree with you. Cowherd comes across as such a weasel and dweeb, and really is one of the most unlikable types in sports radio there can be. He tries to be "shocking" with his commentary for ratings, and his "offensive" rants. He uses the same repetitive show formula every single show. He tries to be "cool" with some of his "street smart" lingo (like "bro" , "keeping it real"), but seems like such a poser. I still hate Jim Rome the most, but Colin is a close second.

Anonymous said...

The guy has an entertaining show but he is an asshole who comes across like a know it all elitist dick head! Can't stand the way he treats people who call his show that he doesn't agree with & how he goes out of his way 2 only focus on certain teams i.e. my Dallas Cowboys who = a strong reaction from the audience!

Anonymous said...

The guy has an entertaining show but he is an asshole who comes across like a know it all elitist dick head! Can't stand the way he treats people who call his show that he doesn't agree with & how he goes out of his way 2 only focus on certain teams i.e. my Dallas Cowboys who = a strong reaction from the audience!

Anonymous said...

Rome is acctually very good and respected by the athlete community. Hes funny also. he doesnt talk down to people, even when he talks junk.

Cowherd is a FUCK though. I heard him say one day that he "doesnt value the mill worker of america". I was thinking WTF?!?! you mean middle class america? what an elistist pig ass motherfucker. fuck that guy with a big pole.

Bucky Dent said...
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Bucky Dent said...

He is the Bucky Dent of radio.

Anonymous said...

I started listening to the pompous pretentious ass when he first came on, but quickly soured to his stating the obvious as insight drip. Occasionally on long car rides I'll listen in to hear how he has evolved into an even more stuck-up pseudo-intellectual ass. He should try a few rounds with some real intellectuals so he can have his ass handed to him in rhetoric and argument. He has come to exemplify the self-congratulatory self-referential blowhard act of ESPN. If the rest of us who excel in other fields paraded around like prize roosters pumped up on our own false perception of status, we'd be shot. Give it up Colin...

Anonymous said...

I turn the asshole on just a couple of minutes ago, berating Cleveland Cavalier fans and Dan Gilbert for verbally beating up on LeBoob James once again. Gosh Cowherd, would you stop rim jobbing LBJ and wipe the cum stains off your mouth, it's kind of noticable.

Anonymous said...

he gets hate mail and that proves he's not a suck-up, either that or he's just an asshole.

Anonymous said...

What all of you haters are missing is the reaction you're giving him is exactly what he's looking for, and it works like a charm. Lmao - I agree with Colin about 95% of the time, the people that think he's full of shit are the exact people he makes fun of on his show. Lol

Anonymous said...

What you don't understand is..... in order for you to "think he sucks", you have to listen to his show, and you keep listening LOL - he gets the bills payed at ESPN thats for sure.