Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Let me tell you a little story regarding the way that I live my life. Everyday, I eat lunch in my car. Part of it has to do with my burning desire to get out of the office, but the big reason is that I love listening to sports talk radio. From 12:15-1:15 each weekday, I listen to the Mid-Day show on 1460 AM starring The Common Man and The Torg. I love it. These two manage to make Ohio State football talk somehow not shitty. They are down to earth realists that don't take sports too seriously and can look at things objectively even if it isn't popular with Heir Tressel. But last week, that changed. 1460 changed their programming around. My favorite radio show doesn't come on until 1 now. Who do I get the pleasure of listening to these days?
This fucking guy.
I HATE Colin Cowherd. There is no redeeming quality that this radio asshole possesses. He is an asshole. He is pompous. He talks down to his listeners. He has the biggest East Coast/USC bias that I have ever heard. It is the worst radio show in the history of the world. Worse than Rush Limbaugh, Al Franken, and the dreadful Erik Kuselias combined. He sucks.
I despise Cowherd. He likes to describe his show using words like "visceral" and "gutteral", you know, words that sports fans use all the time. Cowherd is the epitomy of a classless sack of shit. If you don't agree with him, you're wrong. If you like something that he hates, you shouldn't listen to his show because he has "the smartest show in radio". It's embarrassing. If you like listening to Colin Cowherd, then you are an idiot that can't form opinions of your own.
I've wanted to spew my venom about this dick for a very long time now. But the truth was, I never had to listen to him and thus found it pointless to mention his gay, stuck-up name in my severely awesome corner of the interweb. Obviously, that has changed now.
Fuck you, 1460. Fuck you, Colin Cowherd. Thanks for ruining the one peaceful hour that I have every day. I hope you span the globe straight up Clay Aiken's urethra, jerk.