I'm sure that you have all seen those ads on TV for Taco Bell's Triple Steak Diarrhea Wrap. They are absolutely ridiculous. The premise is that these guys are out on a man-date at some high-priced steakhouse. One of the guys doesn't order anything but says that the valet is bringing him his meal. Of course, it's Taco Bell being handed to him through a window. Here are my issues that make this the most unrealistic thing that I've ever seen:
1. The waiter likely comes to take their orders and the guy has to say something to the effect of, "Nope, I'm good. I've got that idiot in the parking lot getting me some Taco Bell. I figured that you would have no problem with me having food delivered into your restaurant. After all, I'm not really a steak guy. I'm more of a TRIPLE steak guy!!!"
2. Why did the Triple Steak guy even go out to dinner with his buddies if he was just going to order Taco Bell anyway? Isn't that like going to a strip club but thinking and talking about your wife the entire time? That guy didn't look drunk, so why would he prefer grade Z-minus taco meat over steak?
3. Taco Bell doesn't deliver/a valet would never leave their post to get food for some asshole. And you can't think that there was a big tip involved from some chode that eats dinner at Taco Bell.
4. When said asshole pulls the Triple Steak from the Taco Bell bag, it's already half-opened up so you can see the food! THEY DON'T SERVE THEIR SHIT THAT WAY. That drives me freaking nuts!
I hate commercials. I hate Taco Bell (unless I'm drunk in which I love Taco Bell). I had to get this off my chest. And since this is coming to you after my Friday post, you should consider this your "Fourth Meal".
8 comments:
Really? After all of the terribly retarded taco bell commercials, this is the one that deserves its own post? I hate you.
I agree with Ace. Taco Bell has never had a good commercial. So did this one set you off? This is your second worthless post of the day. You are one away from your own Triple Diarrhea Post Day. I hate you too.
Funny story about this commercial though. My brother, the smart guy he is, thought what were the three kinds of steak they put in the wrap to make it a triple steak wrap. What a retard.
I already did a post about that one where the cheese hangs from people's mouths.
Hey, you two, you've each got a mouth and I've got two testicles...
Back in the day, before you youngsters were born, Taco Bell was an unknown that actually served food using REAL ground beef instead of that "Grade D but edible" shit they use now.
They don't use real streak now wither. That valet gave that guy processed mules ass.
Unlike the others I don't hate you. At least not at the moment. Give me a reason and I will.
good points. I miss the "yo qiuero taco bell" chihuahua.
Hey j beanie, put me in the column with your dumb ass brother. The first time I saw the commercial, I too was trying to figure out the 3 types of steak.
For all of you that wonder why I talked about this, it's simple. This is something that I would bitch about in regular conversation. I'm just bitching with my fingers here.
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