Slutty Nurse? Seen it.
Slutty French maid? Done to death.
Catholic School Girl? Not hot anymore.
Slutty Cop? Intriguing, but no.
Slutty Slut? The girl that doesn't dress as anything but looks like a slut every day of her life.
Slutty Politician? There will be many dressing like that this year.
No. I'm done with all of you. Give me something that I can work with. I've got the perfect costume for you normal women that want to look skanky for one night only. I've seen it done to perfection once and I still can't get the image out of my mind. The Slutty Librarian.
Happy Halloween everybody...don't be afraid to do your duty as an American and steal candy from some dumbass kid.
5 comments:
I heard the "Kathy Wanemacher" is a big hit amoungst the college girls this year.
How about the slutty waitress?
Isn't that an oxymoron, stiles?
daniel, play nice.
is porn the only winner during credit crunch?
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kelly divine
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