Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Slut-oween

It's no secret. Girls use Halloween to dress up like hookers. It's cool and all, but I'm tired of seeing the same old costumes. They just don't do anything for me anymore.

Slutty Nurse? Seen it.
Slutty French maid? Done to death.
Catholic School Girl? Not hot anymore.
Slutty Cop? Intriguing, but no.
Slutty Slut? The girl that doesn't dress as anything but looks like a slut every day of her life.
Slutty Politician? There will be many dressing like that this year.

No. I'm done with all of you. Give me something that I can work with. I've got the perfect costume for you normal women that want to look skanky for one night only. I've seen it done to perfection once and I still can't get the image out of my mind. The Slutty Librarian.

Happy Halloween everybody...don't be afraid to do your duty as an American and steal candy from some dumbass kid.

5 comments:

Daniel said...
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Daniel said...

I heard the "Kathy Wanemacher" is a big hit amoungst the college girls this year.

rstiles said...

How about the slutty waitress?

GMoney said...

Isn't that an oxymoron, stiles?

daniel, play nice.

Anonymous said...

is porn the only winner during credit crunch?


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