Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wow, that was one hell of a heated discussion regarding 90210/Saved By The Bell yesterday. Keep a lid on it though today people, we will approach that again tomorrow.
Today, I'm unveiling my favorite and most hated college hoops teams. With a month left before the Madness begins, it's time to recognize and degrade some amatuer athletes. It's what I do best. First up, the good...
The 2007-2008 Chris Lofton All-Stars - a tribute to my favorite player in college hoops
G Greg Paulus, Duke - I don't care what everyone says about him, I love him. He's a bulldog that gives his all every minute he's on the floor
G AJ Graves, Butler - Is there anyone else in the country that you would rather have taking a game-winning shot?
G Russell Westbrook, UCLA - the most electric 6th man in the country, he starts on my team
C Luke Harangody, Notre Dame - ugly as sin but he's all heart and made this team last year...he's a shoe-in for Big East player of the year and the Hudda Gerken Look-alike contest
C Kenny George, UNC-Asheville - 7'7" beast that leads the mid-majors in awesomeness
G David Kool, Western Michigan - fantastic name, athletic white combo guard, almost single-handedly beat my RedHawks in double OT on Tuesday with clutch shots
G Robbie Hummel, Purdue - looks like a farmer but has proven to be a stud in a crappy conference
F Jason Thompson, Rider - the best player you haven't heard of...averages 20 and 12 for the Broncs
F David Padgett, Louisville - it's no secret that the Cards (C-A-R-D-S, CARDS!!!) finally began to play well once Padgett returned from injury
C Hasheem Thabeet, UCONN - I love me some blocked shots. Thabeet is the president of the SWAT team this season
The 2007-2008 Tyler Hansbrough Team of Extreme Douchebaggery - yeah, I don't like these guys
G Derrick Low, Washington State - a ponytail??? Cut your fucking hair, aging hippie liberal douche
G Jon Scheyer, Duke - I like to think that he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll in the Duke Lacrosse rape case
G Bubba Walther, Ohio - I HATE this guy; he sucks, he's a twig, he does nothing but miss three's, and he plays for my least favorite school ever
F Drew Naymick, Michigan State - if you root for a big white stiff with red hair then I'm sorry, I can not help you...what the hell is he doing in this pic anyway? Gang signs?
C Kosta Koufos, An Ohio State University - go back to Europe (I realize that he's from the thriving Greek metropolis of Canton, OH); 7 footers shouldn't be floating around the perimeter, be a man and get a few rebounds
G Dominic James, Marquette - very overrated player on a very overrated team...Marquette sucks
G Tajuan Porter, Oregon - never met a shot he didn't like...and has missed most of them; I still have no idea what that growth on the side of his face is
F Josh Duncan, Xavier - see my comments on Koufos except add a pussy-ass black guy
F Josh Heytvelt, Gonzaga - you may remember him as the guy that celebrates wins with a fistful of 'shrooms...if you want to do that shit, move to Athens, OH
C Esmir Rizvic, Texas Tech - I always thought that Koufos was the ugliest player in hoops...boy was I wrong. This guy's nose could put an eye out.
Well, there you go. Did I forget someone (not bloody likely)? Let me know in the comments. I'll be back for some more quality discussion tomorrow.