Nothing Is Happening...

Ugh. Nothing is going on in the world of sports right now worth my discussion. Much like these factory workers, I too trudged back to work today. I've been trying to come up with a topic all morning and still have nothing. So, what you get today is a big 'ol dump of links. Maybe I'll have something for you tomorrow. Maybe.

***Want a year's worth of free groin massages??? Deuce of Davenport tells the tale of one con man's quest.

***JoeSportsFan gets into the holiday spirit with a compilation of weird, funny, and semi-retarded Christmas commercials.

***Larry Brown Sports debates the record seasons of Jerry Rice and Randy Moss.

***Lion In Oil tells a sad, sad story of one WVU fan who is so mad that Rich Rodriguez left, that he shaved off his beard...and is selling it on eBay. You stay classy, Morgantown.

***Mister Irrelevant lets us know that Arizona State cheerleaders are sluts. Good times. Although it's not like they had the best reputations anyway.

***One More Dying Quail tries to figure out what the Hall Of Fame should do with the Mitchell Report. I would suggest toilet paper.

***Signal To Noise is right on the money...shut the fuck up, Phillip Rivers. You are a terrible QB even with all of the weapons you've been surrounded by, you have no room to talk trash to anyone living or dead.

***SportsByBrooks tells us that LeBron's agency has decided to represent that 59 year old grandpa who plays college football. No, this isn't a horrible idea at all.

***The Pig Pen says that SMU wants June Jones as their next coach. Why would anyone leave Hawaii to go to a shitty school in the cesspool of Dallas???

***Congratulations go out to the New York Post for having the dumbest picture/headline ever. The Sports Hernia with the info.

***And finally, saving the sexiest for last, With Leather offers up "The Year In Hot Chicks". Yeah, it's great and is pretty much safe for work. You're going to click on it anyway so who cares if it is safe or not, right? Enjoy that.

Alright, I'm out. I need to rest up for the Motor City Bowl tonight (not true). See you all tomorrow, hopefully with some fresh material. But I doubt it.