The Middle Finger: Mike Conley, Sr.

You couldn't wait, could you? You just had to do it. This isn't some faggoty-ass triple jumper, this is a top 3 pick in the NFL Draft! Did you think that you were going to get away with this? SportsByBrooks has the story about how uber-seedy greenhorn agent, Mike Conley, Sr., may have prematurely ended the collegiate career of Arkansas RB Darren McFadden. And that's why this WEEKEND's Middle Finger goes to Mike Conley, Sr.

I said this last March (and Smarch) to anyone and everyone that would listen to me. It's not the BCS or poor officiating or cheating on exams or recruiting violations that are ruining collegiate athletics...it's the god damn greedy agents. Case in point, Conley, Sr. saw the dollar signs of having his son play with Greg Oden and Daequan Cook in college so he hurried his shit together and got certified as an agent. This is exactly what is wrong here. Conley, Jr. probably could have used another year of college and as a father, you tell your son that. But as an agent, you tell him to leave for the money. Big Conley gave up his role of a kid's father and family friend to the other 2 kids to pursue the almighty dollar for himself. He didn't become an agent to help his son's friends, he did it because he saw that his meal ticket was punched. And that is dispiccable.

And now he's moved down to Fayetteville to chase another pay day. This time, at the expense of one of the best RB's of the past 10-20 years. Here's the details of the investigation...

KTHV in Little Rock reports that McFadden’s college eligibility has come into question since being seen in the new Cadillac Escalade. If the car was given to him as a gift, it would mean McFadden’s amateur status is kaput, and his collegiate career is finished.

Now, diving a little deeper into the story, the SUV was paid for by Conley and put in the name of McFadden's mother. Nice work, sleezeball. I remember when I turned 16, wanted a car really bad, and my mom went to Scott Boras and asked him to buy me one. Wait a minute, I live in the real world where I can see the forest from the trees. This has stink written all over it. If Big Dumb Conley was so worried about Mama McFadden's ride, why was Darren seen driving it? Do they think that we are the stupid? That we can't connect the dots? Are D-Mac, his mother, and Conley the three most naive people on the planet? It's all possible. What isn't possible is that anyone in Arkansas could afford a Cadillac on their salaries of roadkill and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I guess the real travesty here is that we are probably going to be robbed of a classic Cotton Bowl matchup of Chase Daniel vs. D-Mac. And it's all because of a rookie agent who apparently can not wait two weeks to buy things for his potential client. Fuck you, Mike Conley, Sr, you fucking leach. You fucking mooch. You scum of the fucking Earth.

And that's why this weekend's Middle Finger goes straight up the ass of Mike Conley, Sr. He may have to move his head though because that has been up his rectum for an entire year now. You aren't an agent...you never will be.



Enjoy the weekend, children. I'll be back on Monday to wrap up week 17, have Tuesday off, and then back to work on Wednesday. And remember, Go Redskins and Go Titans!!!