Coming Sunday: Frye Hard With A Vengeance

After the wild success of GMoney Sexy Entertainment's first two Hollywood projects, I would like to announce that we here at The Money Shot have developed our third project.

That's right, after Tannen's 23 and Prison Breakers, we proudly bring to you...Frye Hard With A Vengeance!!! It is a story of a young, outcast QB coming back home to exact revenge on a city that turned their collective backs to him. The synopsis:

"It's a quiet Sunday morning in Cleveland, Ohio...until a massive bomb explodes in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, causing several vehicles to flip, and causing several drivers to come to a sudden stop. This throws the Cleveland Browns into a frenzy, trying to sort out what's going on. At the station, Inspector Romeo Crennel of the Browns' major case unit gets a call from a man who calls himself Charlie.

"Charlie asks for Lieutenant Derek Anderson, and Romeo tells Charlie that Derek, who is now an alcoholic gunslinger QB like Brett Favre, is on suspension. Charlie wants Derek to go to the corner of Ontario and Carnegie and wear a racist sign. Romeo and his fellow officers Braylon Edwards, Soldier Kellen Winslow, Jr, and former crack addict Jamal Lewis find Derek, who is seperated from his wife, the Cleveland-born Halle Berry, and they inform him of the situation.

"Jamal tells Romeo that there have been 3 killings in the Coventry section of Cleveland Heights in the past two nights, and 14 dump trucks were stolen from a construction yard in Bratenahl. Derek wants to know where his offensive line is going to be, and Romeo tells him that the line will be on 6th Avenue, 10 blocks away. Derek complains that 10 blocks is too far away for his protection. Romeo tells Derek that Charlie has threatened to throw another bomb if the police don't do what he says.

"Derek Anderson wants to know why he's been targeted by Charlie, but no one knows why. While Derek is in Cleveland Hts, store owner Brady Quinn rescues him from a black street gang that was kicking his ass because of the sign. Derek and Brady find themselves stuck with each other as Charlie continues his antics and forces them to work together; to do what he tells them, but the two QB's turned cops can't stop one of Frye's bombs from blowing up an RTA station, and it turns out that Charlie is Charlie Frye, the former Browns QB who was run out of town prematurely by Derek and Brady. The question now is, is this about revenge on Derek, or is Charlie Frye planning something a lot bigger? And are the Seattle Seahawks in on the terrorist plan?"

Ooohhhh, chilling. Will Charlie Frye and his Clipboard of Doom fulfill his destiny and take back the job that is rightfully his? Will Frye hire the help of Matt 'The Chunky Soup Bomber" Hasselbeck to assist? Or will Romeo Crennel squash this terrorist attack with a few bear hugs?

We'll wait and see. Either way, Charlie Frye has come home, bitches. And someone is going down.

Frye Hard With A Vengeance is rated NC-17 due to the excessive shots of downtown Cleveland, a Brady Quinn/Grady Sizemore sex scene, and Ted Washington full front nudity. It opens in select theatres on Sunday.