Scouring the Injury Reports, Hilarity Ensues

Yesterday, the fine people over at Yahoo were busted for bad taste. Everyone knows that Bills TE Kevin Everett had a nasty spinal injury on Sunday. Yet Yahoo had him listed on his player page as "Day-To-Day (spine)". Ouch.

Click on the picture to see for yourself (thanks to Awful Announcing for the screencap)

But we here at The Money Shot would like to take advantage of this blunder. We're going to take it one step further. I've done some sleuthing and found a few other snafus. Here we go...

OUT - Bill Walsh (no pulse)
OUT - Patriot DE Marquise Hill (swimmer's ear)
PROBABLE - Pacman Jones (steel chair to the head)
QUESTIONABLE - Travis Henry (multiple school plays in muliple states)
DAY TO DAY - Bill Belichick (adultery)
OUT - Ricky Williams (went out to buy Funjuns and never came back)
QUESTIONABLE - Tony Dungy (gay son suicide)
PROBABLE - Jack Del Rio (Sunday only sale at Men's Warehouse)
DOUBTFUL - Browns CB Leigh Bodden (airport terrorist)
QUESTIONABLE - Carson Palmer (asked cop if he wanted a weiner)
DAY TO DAY - Ray Lewis (murderer)
DOUBTFUL - Al Davis (hosting a Tales From The Crypt marathon)
OUT - entire Chargers team (refusal to play for Norv Turner)
OUT - entire Chiefs team (refusal to play for Herm "The Idiot" Edwards)
QUESTIONABLE - Terrell Owens (counseling session with Owen Wilson)
DOUBTFUL - Eagles PR Greg Lewis (battery to the head)
PROBABLE - Jared Lorenzen (ribfest)
DAY TO DAY - Brett Favre (penis caught in Wrangler jeans)
QUESTIONABLE - Matt Millen (ramming head into a wall)
OUT - Vikings Defense (Sex Boat II: The Stripper's Revenge)
DAY TO DAY - Drew Brees (Hairy Mole)
PROBABLE - Jeff Garcia (running from Tony Dungy)
QUESTIONABLE - Rae Carruth (jammed trunk)
DOUBTFUL - Matt Leinart (court-ordered weekend with son)
OUT - Torry Holt (contracted HIV from owner, Georgia Frontiere)
PROBABLE - Matt Hasselbeck (overdose on Myoplex - if you have satellite radio, you know what I'm talking about)

There you go, adjust your fantasy rosters accordingly.