We've all been there before. Somebody steals something of ours. They hole themselves up in a hotel room. We want the shit back. We round up a group of buddies. We knock down the door brandishing guns demanding our shit back. We get it and head to the airport. We try to make a clean getaway. We get caught. All of a sudden it's OUR fault for wanting to get our stuff back. What's wrong with that??? Is that not the American way? I guess that makes me the asshole.
So that's why I'm giving this week's Middle Finger to all those haters of the Juice.
OJ Simpson. Wow. The definition of just how strange our judicial system truly is and how great this country is. Is there a more notorious man in the country than Juice??? But I ask you, lay off the man.
How would you like it if your wife was murdered??? How would you like it if over a decade later, your in-laws still wanted money from you??? How would you like it if the only two friends you had were Kato Kaehlin and Al Cowlings??? He was stripped of his Hertz endorsements. He has been forced to play golf daily. He writes murder mysteries. OJ Simpson is a Renaissance Man (a real one, not the shitty Danny Devito movie).
OJ was Nordberg for fuck's sake!!! The Naked Gun trilogy is some of the finest comedy known to man and Nordberg owned every scene he was in. He should have won an Oscar! I almost cried at the end of the first movie thinking that he may have died falling off the upper deck in that wheelchair. Frank Drebin should've faced charges for attempted murder!!!
So lay off the big man. The guy has had a tough life full of peaks and valleys. He is a hall of fame football player/father. His wife was murdered and it remains an unsolved mystery (where the fuck has Robert Stack been on this one?). He has no friends that aren't insane. He's a comedic genius. And he just wants his shit back. You've got to realize, if he's rounding up a posse for guerilla warfare, it had to have been some good shit that he wanted back.
Stop piling on, America. OJ Simpson is an American through and through. And that is why the OJ Simpson haters get this week's Middle Finger.
3 comments:
Nordberg is the greatest character in one of the greatest comedies of all time. I think people are just jealous that one man can be so talented at football, acting, with a knife/gun and comedy. Long live OJ. And how is possible, in this world of everyone gets a second chance, most likely on a reality, that OJ doesn't have his own show for him to win back everyone's hearts?
Yes! A thousand times yes. I agree entirely.
OJ sucks ass, hope he gets raped in prison.
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